Garfield guy @kungfupandareal
mdni (punishable by death) An outlet for my many insightful thoughts England, United Kingdom Joined December 2017-
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uhhh because it’s better
uhhh because it’s better
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Jacking Off on my front porch @grok
she spinning on my throbber till i load
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my band’s first single is out now!! open.spotify.com/track/4UXJR9d8…
unfortunately my latest film, which is a love letter to the art of digital piracy, has made zero pounds
she let me hit bc im good at water sort puzzle
getting pulled over for speeding in a barter economy and slipping the police officer a hen and an antique vase to keep him quiet
guy moving to new zealand bc he heard there was loads of dangerous bush
yer bird can’t cook eggs on a stainless steel pan
taking my pathetic excuse of an onion to the veg market to give him life altering body image issues
i wonder if coke dealers noticed higher traffic when brat was released
the opps and the hoes both got me whipping out the 9 mm
ai is awesome actually. it can do everything a human can do but better. i’ve even been getting grok 3 to fuck my wife and she’s hasn’t slept on the couch for more than 4 nights in a row since.
nature docs are mental imagine being some bird trying to have a shag and this guy points a camera in your face and starts talking about how weird you are
“would you be mean to spongebob” as a social litmus test. has potential i think.
they should invent a horse that dies an excruciating death
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luka @_lakeeffectkid_
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Andrew🏴 @AndrewJ98931984
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Uncle Dane @danekevincook
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Team Fortress 2 @Dev_TF2
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SoundSmith @SoundSmithTF2
78K Followers 707 Following I make sound 🎵 • @MonsieurSabs ♥ • He/They • https://t.co/Rp9gN41Vx4
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Binging With Babish @BingingWBabish
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finn :) @sharkfin04
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