Kyle Cowlick @kylekolek

Genderless punky musician that is depressed but has blue hair so it’s less obvious Booking: [email protected] Chicago, IL Joined July 2014

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Kyle Cowlick @kylekolek

2 weeks ago

I just saw a commercial that implied washing clothes is so difficult you should sign up for their subscription based clothes rental company. The future is now and it’s terrible!

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Kyle Cowlick @kylekolek

5 months ago

Bob Iger really just publicly admitted that Marvel hasn’t had strong quality control for the past few years. That’s an insane amount of honesty.

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Kyle Cowlick @kylekolek

5 months ago

So who’s making a new version of Guys and Dolls for the 21st century?

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Kyle Cowlick @kylekolek

6 months ago

We need to rally around this movie. Make it the biggest movie ever and maybe Zazlav will be sacked for being the incompetent schmuck he is

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

6 months ago

We need to rally around this movie. Make it the biggest movie ever and maybe Zazlav will be sacked for being the incompetent schmuck he is

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Kyle Cowlick @kylekolek

6 months ago

People who don’t like mystery box shows should stop watching them. I don’t watch reality tv then complain it sucks

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It’s the last day of Quinnvincerance. What a ride it has been. If only invincible didn’t start with three episodes at once so we could have gotten another week #HarleyQuinnS5 #severance #INVINCIBLESeason3

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Kyle Cowlick @kylekolek

7 months ago

I just googled “Linkedin Park” and no one has made that joke before so here you are

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Kyle Cowlick @kylekolek

7 months ago

Just your daily reminder that Catholicism is basically child abuse. Even outside of the obvious, teaching children that they were born evil fills them with nothing but shame and desperation for forgiveness. How is this love?

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Jeff Rosenstock @jeffrosenstock

7 months ago

URGING EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS ECONOMIC BLACKOUT 🙅 NO SHOPPING AT MAJOR RETAILERS, GAS OR FAST FOOD CHAINS 🙅 LOCAL SMALL BUSINESS ARE CHILL, USE CASH 😌 COLLECTIVELY WE HAVE POWER LET'S SHOW EM WHAT'S UP

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Kyle Cowlick @kylekolek

9 months ago

This discourse is so dumb. Everyone knows the Odyssey is an adaptation of O Brother Where Art Thou but in a setting of Ancient Greece. If only the writer Mr. Simpson could see you now.