kyle @kylelove2tweet
i don’t sell used cars i am a used car Joined December 2019-
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No speaking Italian to the goats.
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the woke mob wants you to think its "illegal" and "a crime" to attempt to overthrow the government and install yourself as dictator for life
Mark Zuckerberg sounds like Tom Wamsgams youtu.be/C_fpCVtGR6I via @YouTube
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I can’t breathe
*Australlian accent* nah mate you don’t need less cum you need
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It’s time, Steve
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the two options for furniture in america are a $85 table made of spit and paper and a $4,485 table made of wood out of a tree that some one kissed every day
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people are so nuts about breeding horses!! just let them fuck whoever!!!!
crazy that trump and nixon both got taken down by a deepthroat
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my favorite part of riding on the school bus as a kid was that the rules of car safety no longer applied. no seatbelts. no air bags. no rules. just the wind in our hair, bench seats, and the open road
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if poetry is dead explain this
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