Kyle Minall @kyleminall

Comedian, Melburnian and inconsistent Twitter user. Hate Dan Andrews? You won’t enjoy following me. Melbourne, Victoria Joined March 2009

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Kyle Minall @kyleminall

7 months ago

NOW is the time for reparations @Channel7! I have a surefire way to win the battle between Home and Away and Neighbours… just buy @neighbours back and keep it going.

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Kyle Minall @kyleminall

7 months ago

Look. I’m not going to pretend to speak on behalf of all stupid white bastards, but us white bastards can definitely be stupid on occasion.

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8 months ago

RESPECT THE NEW PRIDE FLAG

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8 months ago

It’s not politically correct to call them checkout chicks anymore

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8 months ago

You don’t adapt to a calculator. It’s either a good calculator or it’s not. Stop trying to gel with your calculator.

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Kyle Minall @kyleminall

9 months ago

Let’s leave ride-on suitcases in 2024

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9 months ago

We haven’t even heard Luigi talk yet? What if he sounds like Kermit?

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Kyle Minall @kyleminall

9 months ago

Kmart should be thrilled that people are buying things big enough to require a trolley, rather than making me spend SEVENTEEN MINUTES finding a $1 coin

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9 months ago

In a world of “oh Cynthia is MY Elphaba” and “I’m old school! Idina is my girl” who’s holding space for the Amanda Harrison generation?

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Kyle Minall @kyleminall

10 months ago

Wait until the kids find out that the original Elphaba was Elsa…

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10 months ago

Elon Musk being put in charge of restructuring the US government is basically the worst thing I’ve ever heard

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Kyle Minall @kyleminall

10 months ago

Time to bring out the big guns. We need Jenny Morrison to have a chat with Trump about empathy for women.

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Patricia Karvelas @PatsKarvelas

10 months ago

Just think about how lucky we are to have the Australian Electoral Commission @AusElectoralCom Uncontested elections The best system in the world

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Kyle Minall @kyleminall

11 months ago

Enjoying camping must be an evolutionary thing, yeah?

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11 months ago

She’s definitely our daughter #WendyTheRagdoll

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11 months ago

What do we think? Invisalign or braces?

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11 months ago

IHIP is the first thing to genuinely make me consider if I’m being indoctrinated. They are SO inside my brain.

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Hey @AFL if I have a legitimately good suggestion for a Grand Final entertainer, who do I contact so that I can keep it secret enough to get good seats and meet them when you inevitably agree that it’s a great choice?