kyuwah @kyuwah

Joined January 2019

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kyuwah @kyuwah

6 years ago

the rumors are truE i have tested positive for havign a big fuckin cock but honestly i was not surprised at the Results

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kyuwah @kyuwah

6 years ago

sorry i canot do sports for my Penis is too large. cross country? dick flapping in the wind and giving me a black eye... no thanks. baseball? using 2 bats at once is cheatingh homie

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kyuwah @kyuwah

6 years ago

there is a band called the Sex Pistols and im here to annoucne the start of my new band called the Fuck Pistols. we dont sing we just fuck guns on stage

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kyuwah @kyuwah

6 years ago

ladies... do not be calling me your Bro we are not related and im trhying to FUCK thy SHIT OUT of you

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*trips over seemingly nothing* my dumbass friend: wow ur so fucking stupid haha me: uh hey buddy, you'd trip too if u had a big huge penis coiled around your left leg too but u wouldnt know anything about that huh ok pce shrimp dikc

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kyuwah @kyuwah

6 years ago

u tellin me this wall nut in my milk?

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kyuwah @kyuwah

6 years ago

me to my crush: chekc out my new tattoo it spells haruhi crush: that just says h-a-r-h-i ? me, taking off my fuckd up sunglasses: yeah i know i also tatted my dick and its for U

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kyuwah @kyuwah

6 years ago

new year new me. i am born anew. n,o more fuckups. strictly haruhi suzumiya Hentai from now on

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kyuwah @kyuwah

6 years ago

yo its illegal to own roosters in this city. guess who has to chop off 11 inches of their cock tonight

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kyuwah @kyuwah

6 years ago

8 things i cnanot live without: • haruhi suzumiya • lotion • napkins • • ,

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kyuwah @kyuwah

6 years ago

going to chop off 2 inches of my dickj within the Next 3 days in honour of Hkalloween. no more 11 inches. strictly 9 from now on

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kyuwah @kyuwah

6 years ago

many peopl wonder "ar those mountains in his header?" . no sir that is actually how my coke looks like right before i snort it

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kyuwah @kyuwah

6 years ago

everyg single girl with their face as the profile picture has $10,203 and 32 cents

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Bryce @4everBwes

12 years ago

What. The. Fuck!!!!

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kyuwah @kyuwah

6 years ago

[my jacked up friend lifting 345 pounds at the gym] lite weight gang, its ur turn bro me, really loudly: no thanks bro i cannot possibly lift that much when im just so tired from having to carry around my huge enormous gigantamax penis and from having constant sex all the time