gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

not an airport. 32🍷🥂 “there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it would be a pity to damage yours” Sherwood Forest Joined May 2009

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gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

a week ago

HOOORAY! Our lord and saviour #AO3 is back up and running! #allhailthemightyarchive

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gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

a week ago

Tzp is v v pretty but the kissing booth 2 is arguably the most shit film in the series. I like the 3rd one but the ending is shit

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gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

2 weeks ago

So on timtams arnotts CLAIM there is no substitute. Who is gunna tell them that there is and it’s called a penguin and it’s BETTER? #penguinsarebetterthantimtams

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gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

a month ago

It’s so fucking funny to me that Stephen fry is the homphobic king in rw&rb

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gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

2 months ago

Ok I do think Benedict cumberbatch has got more attractive with age - why do men get hotter and women have a glow down

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gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

2 months ago

Right fuck off to all the people who are clapping the plane landing. It is 12am

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gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

2 months ago

Remember me, as a 30 year old not realising the tree of life at DAK WAS FAKE?!

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gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

3 months ago

I love Henry Cavill but like David corenswet brings Tom welling vibes to superman and im kinda here for it? I hope the film is good

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gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

3 months ago

I keep having a dream where I’m being followed by paparazzi and keep shitting myself

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gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

3 months ago

Can we just discuss how every fucker I know is at linkin park or Glastonbury and I am at home I bed like a drunk little ferret bc I went to bottomless brunch BECAUSE I DIDNT GET TICKETS

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gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

4 months ago

Amelia I also fucking love you 😍

Amelia Dimoldenberg @ameliadimz

4 months ago

Amelia I also fucking love you 😍

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gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

4 months ago

Imagine graffiti’ng this at your own club… 😂 #arsenal

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gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

4 months ago

Ok so what the actual fuck is uglies? I read the book and they have it all wrong? It’s supposed to be uglies pretties specials? It’s not going to be 3 films is it?! What the actual fuck

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gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

5 months ago

Wild to me that the first ever fanfic I remember reading (it was SO GOOD) is still being recc’d at least 15 years later

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gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

5 months ago

Remember when my husband read Harry Potter for me because it’s one of my favourite books? That’s fucking wholesome right there

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gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

5 months ago

Ok. So I finished mist and fury and I can say again fuck Lucien and tamlin

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gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

5 months ago

Ok second of all I read 40 pages in 43 minutes

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gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus

5 months ago

Ok so. I’m reading a court of mist and fury: I have 40 pages left. First off all; fuck tamlin and Lucien the absolute BASTARDS. Second of all fucking argh I need sleep but also 40 pages left