Lazy Problems @lazyproblems_
Lazy, but ever so fabulous. #lazygirlprobs texas, yall. Joined November 2012-
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Never deleting contacts from your iPhone because it takes way too much effort.
Been laying around all day. One perk to being sick: you have an excuse to be lazy.
You know you're lazy when you're too lazy to update your account about how lazy you are....
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my ass is still on the couch in my pjs at 2 in the afternoon.. @lazyproblems_
The most selfish thing a person can do is keep someone waiting while they decide if they still want the relationship or not..
The only downside to summer is having to shave your legs every day.
Feed me, tell me I'm pretty, be attractive, and be skilled in bed. That's all it takes to win me over. Why is that so hard to find?!
Having to make the decision of if you should wash your makeup off before going to sleep, or if you want to go over it the next morning.
I need to go work out. But I'm going to order a pizza instead.
The hardest part of dating for me is finding a guy that's not shorter than I am. @TALL_Probz_
I will never lower my standards for anyone. The best deserves the best, and I refuse anything but that.
Waiting till your phone has 2% to run and get the charger because you're too lazy to get up.
Thank god for being naturally skinny. With the amount of food I eat and the amount of time I spend laying around, I should be fat by now.
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