Adam Thomas @lazyscience
Code monkey, curmudgeon Seattle Joined September 2009-
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Royals back to the universally loved "annoying bullshit low-scoring playoff win"
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If you want to baffle a Royals hitter put a lefty on the mound and have him throw 90mph fastballs right down the fucking middle. It’s the only thing they won’t swing at.
I really like all the shitty distracting artifacting from sports betting banners being inserted over the top of the in-stadium ads behind home plate. Why would I want this product I pay for to look better than a high schooler’s first film project?
a strike to laz diaz appears to be "did not hit ground or batter"
look, man, I get that shit makes no sense these days but the 49ers as the m*ga team of destiny against the w*ke industrial complex Chiefs, that's just a bridge too far
"the royals should trade bobby witt jr" why even fucking watch baseball you dorks
Adam Thomas retweeted
End-stage Loser Brain is ditching your favorite team because it wants to be good now: defector.com/end-stage-lose…
god giants fans are going to be so fucking irritating when judge hits 80 home runs on the way to winning the 2024 world series
we pulled together enough energy to boo Altuve lustily. I’m proud
fuck, that was far too on brand for mariners baseball
saw jason whitlock was trending, had to go see how far he had fallen jesus fucking christ
This is the type of call that keeps midwesterners in tin-foil hats
This is the type of call that keeps midwesterners in tin-foil hats
Excited that Slow Horses finally has a premiere date. Fucking love the books.
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