Jeffrey Tyner @learomefisce

There was never a genius without a tincture of madness. Joined July 2011

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North Korea to Hold Convention for Workers' Party

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Everything you need to know about tonight's GOP debate

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The Onion @TheOnion

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FBI Counterterrorism Agent Wistfully Recalls Watching 20-Year-Old Muslim-American Grow Up onion.com/1LEZ1N7

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A better way to predict baby's due date?

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Chris Cornell @chriscornell

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Shows in VIENNA, BELFAST AND DUBLIN added to #HigherTruth tour Europe 2016. Onsale from 5 Nov 9am Details: chriscornell.com/tour

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Corinthian College on the hook for $531 million in student loans

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Super-strong, genetically-engineered dogs -- Could they cure Parkinson's disease?

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Trey Gowdy Just Elected Hillary Clinton President

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Miles Woody @esmiayoit

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Leah Remini says Tom Cruise is reason she left Scientology

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Turkey fires at US-allied Kurds in Syria, prime minister says

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The Economist @TheEconomist

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Which country has the most dangerous roads in the world? econ.st/1W9buLW

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Chrissy Teigen Responds to Speculation That She's Expecting Twins or Even ...

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METRO TV @Metro_TV

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Toet di usia 54 tahun membentuk Kartini Petualang yang aktif dalam kegiatan alam | @SudutPandangFAY Minggu 18 Okt pk 22.30 #TuaBertaji

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Sweet Jesus, David Brooks is finally making sense

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Dominic Hightower @raytaph

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Britain pushes for release of grandfather facing 350 lashes in Saudi Arabia

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Diagnosed with bovine leukemia, Bevo XIV retires immediately

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Enoch Galarza @ceraxtenpp

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Merck cholesterol drug's odds dim after Lilly failure

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Tianjin Explosion

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Arizona Cardinals @AZCardinals

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Game recognize game. #AZvsDET

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MH17 crash report is set for release, but it is unlikely to offer closure

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Jacob Ricch @JacobRicch

147 Followers 577 Following Whats up this is my secret account checknout the spicy link in bio

IAN COOPER @IANCOOP55770965

356 Followers 3K Following

Anne Parizeau @AnneZParizeau

1K Followers 4K Following https://t.co/v2IiGxJwgh

Kristian Mcclellan @tutrinisme

570 Followers 789 Following The man least dependent upon the morrow goes to meet the morrow most cheerfully.

Algar Wahl @ditycclale

557 Followers 770 Following There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.

Samuel Oakes @lutizeanto

605 Followers 778 Following Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

Gavin Morgan @tycoundilyanou

601 Followers 517 Following Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Robert Pinto @horioentou

569 Followers 790 Following Death is not the worst; rather, in vainbrTo wish for death, and not to compass it.

Jarod Hooper @rebitili

632 Followers 786 Following Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

Аристарх Св... @synalynelu

557 Followers 838 Following У нас страна огромных возможностей не только для преступников, но и для государства.

Ерофей Алат... @glloph

615 Followers 933 Following В важных делах жизни всегда надо спешить так, как будто бы от потери одной минуты должно было все погибнуть.

Rodney Mercier @ylatochrtiet

561 Followers 702 Following A democratic government is only as strong as the alert conscience of its people.

Godfrey Kozlowski @uritercal

585 Followers 748 Following It is not a fish until it is on the bank.

Никандр Вос... @ewalyb

644 Followers 920 Following Можете мне поверить: по-настоящему навредить себе способны только мы сами.

Isidore Bower @fabatiiplas

567 Followers 599 Following Nigel It's like, how much more black could this be and the answer is none. None more black.

Dylan Worley @raromelmishi

586 Followers 597 Following It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves.

August Worth @iscedenoride

585 Followers 775 Following He who knows he is a fool is not the biggest fool He who knows he is confused is not in the worst confusion.

Leonard Boettcher @unedeldishi

581 Followers 784 Following When there is no peril in the fight, there is no glory in the triumph.

Noah Whitney @obulestineonn

595 Followers 798 Following Man talking confidently about God is like a toy talking confidently about man.

Тарас Бодре... @tetochostalasun

622 Followers 915 Following Люди слишком мало дорожат случаем доставить радость ближнему.

Спартак Вер... @tisulounised

640 Followers 928 Following В колчане дьявола нет лучшей стрелы для сердца, чем мягкий голос.

Jeremiah Applegate @usttisudixsyd

575 Followers 606 Following New Jersey needs a hero. Bon Jovi does not count.

Jeffery Calhoun @wenpyph

630 Followers 691 Following Every creator painfully experiences the chasm between his inner vision and its ultimate expression.

Derek Eldridge @lercaeryrti

609 Followers 750 Following Music is expression of harmony in sound. Love is the expression of harmony in life.

Lambert Hanks @ollembab

607 Followers 787 Following We live by encouragement and die without it--slowly, sadly, angrily.

Julius Barbour @varckee

610 Followers 825 Following Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

Феоктист Ол... @cadrcecrweof

630 Followers 959 Following Богатство, грубость наслаждений порождают лень, а лень порождает рабов.

Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.

Colin Haddad @digoctin

600 Followers 480 Following Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.

Augustus Snell @rorapadizi

611 Followers 585 Following Blessed are the weak who think that they are good because they have no claws.

Arnold Pickering @glerosudncick

591 Followers 637 Following The human brain is a most unusual instrument of elegant and as yet unknown capacity.

Marvin Broyles @dmapraly

594 Followers 690 Following Since when was genius found respectable?

An invincible determination can accomplish almost anything and in this lies the great distinction between great men and little men.

Laurence Scholl @strflisterolloa

656 Followers 713 Following An invincible determination can accomplish almost anything and in this lies the great distinction between great men and little men.

Benedict Portillo @ervatond

594 Followers 755 Following They're only truly great who are truly good.

Gideon Winstead @iageals

551 Followers 782 Following This desk of mine is one at which a man may die, but from which he cannot resign.

Crispin Burbank @yrphral

577 Followers 791 Following One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first time.

Лучше чему-нибудь научиться, публично признавшись в своей слабости, чем, изображая ученость, бесстыдно упорствовать в невежестве.

Феликс Лупп... @inungosein

638 Followers 858 Following Лучше чему-нибудь научиться, публично признавшись в своей слабости, чем, изображая ученость, бесстыдно упорствовать в невежестве.

Perfection can be achieved by no one, because perfection is achieved from faults- yet faults tear away the perfection in you.

David Place @cicisledegice

607 Followers 465 Following Perfection can be achieved by no one, because perfection is achieved from faults- yet faults tear away the perfection in you.

Garey Farley @llacio

586 Followers 539 Following Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.

Steven Hammett @ramasussebee

596 Followers 601 Following No mind, however loving, could bear to see plainly into all the recess of another mind.

Philosophers say a great deal about what is absolutely necessary for science, and it is always, so far as one can see, rather naive, and probably wrong.

Edwin Juarez @owherb

592 Followers 700 Following Philosophers say a great deal about what is absolutely necessary for science, and it is always, so far as one can see, rather naive, and probably wrong.

Osborn Yu @disusoded

595 Followers 703 Following The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.

Jeremy Ohara @velaererons

628 Followers 705 Following In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.

Isaiah Dooley @herncopsum

573 Followers 720 Following The world is now too small for anything but brotherhood.

Raymond Sanderson @orggatotel

604 Followers 774 Following [Common sense] is the best sense I know of.

Our numbers have increased in Vietnam because the aggression of others has increased in Vietnam. There is not, and there will not be, a mindless escalation.

Harold Bird @cacivetemac

619 Followers 778 Following Our numbers have increased in Vietnam because the aggression of others has increased in Vietnam. There is not, and there will not be, a mindless escalation.

Terance Metz @ustetrerot

616 Followers 785 Following Natural selection, as it has operated in human history, favors not only the clever but the murderous.

Egbert Moore @abiomistusero

573 Followers 801 Following This became a credo of mine...attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.

Edward Bumgarner @rphydiodero

599 Followers 807 Following Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.

Станислав И... @ytabster

621 Followers 869 Following Еврей Фульд избран в парламент. Я очень рад этому; значит, равноправие евреев вполне осуществилось.

Матвей Зван... @nglgayl

601 Followers 973 Following Ей подвластна вся гамма чувств от А до Б.

Jasper Dukes @ngemalatr

596 Followers 677 Following Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored

Oscar Owen @ecountosccke

597 Followers 759 Following For those who love it, cooking is at once child's play and adult joy. And cooking done with care is an act of love.

Alban Hacker @secewandomb

558 Followers 785 Following A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.

There is nothing sadder in this world than the waste of human potential. The purpose of evolution is to raise us out of the mud, not have us grovelling in it.

Aloysius Pedersen @diapeutouryt

633 Followers 767 Following There is nothing sadder in this world than the waste of human potential. The purpose of evolution is to raise us out of the mud, not have us grovelling in it.

There's a moment coming. It's not here yet. It's still on the way. It's in the future. It hasn't arrived. Here it comes. Here it is It's gone.

Oswald Minton @anteturenre

597 Followers 575 Following There's a moment coming. It's not here yet. It's still on the way. It's in the future. It hasn't arrived. Here it comes. Here it is It's gone.

Virgil Lundy @tizeluneticer

544 Followers 781 Following Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Ezra Carrion @ophertial

561 Followers 780 Following I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull How do you hang on to someone who won't stay And how do you get rid of someone who won't go

Crispin Keane @flesnteromac

636 Followers 1K Following There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull How do you hang on to someone who won't stay And how do you get rid of someone who won't go

Jarred Lopez @corishipi

556 Followers 807 Following What you risk reveals what you value.

Rafe Danner @shatchteni

541 Followers 639 Following For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

Breaking News @BreakingNews

9.1M Followers 535 Following

Domenic Wolford @spholerrmblo

600 Followers 481 Following A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

Фирс Мартюч... @mpauneel

650 Followers 855 Following Слово «курва» утратило свою женственность, теперь это просто скурвившееся слово.

Никодим Боб... @ranislimer

611 Followers 838 Following Чем больше человек любит самого себя, тем больше он зависит от чужого мнения.

Maximilian Leroy @sefuaton

563 Followers 563 Following I have become rather like King Midas, except that everything turns not into gold but into a circus.

Esmond Haley @ssmifror

597 Followers 753 Following You cannot slander human nature it is worse than words can paint it.

Tristram Tharp @ipesmereungo

622 Followers 730 Following Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.

Эмиль Дьяко... @giondrti

644 Followers 835 Following Пуританин стремится постичь истину; католик довольствуется тем, что она существует.

But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs myself--you know, one that will get out and hunt for food rather than sit on his fanny and yell.

Dougal Redman @emasheran

583 Followers 738 Following But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs myself--you know, one that will get out and hunt for food rather than sit on his fanny and yell.

Eric Branham @unerdelisugidr

582 Followers 589 Following Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity.

Either you think--or else others have to think for you and take power from you, pervert and discipline your natural tastes, civilize and sterilize you.

Edgar Lemus @lunscym

586 Followers 745 Following Either you think--or else others have to think for you and take power from you, pervert and discipline your natural tastes, civilize and sterilize you.

Reynard Wood @oloctrotel

566 Followers 791 Following The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for every day.

Добромысл О... @comidawineu

606 Followers 840 Following Постоянный труд есть закон как искусства, так и жизни.

Адриан Живо... @lashowore

607 Followers 962 Following Все мужчины – чудовища. Женщинам остается одно – кормить их получше.

Content thyself to be obscurely good. When vice prevails, and impious men bear sway, the post of honor is a private station.

Colin Lucas @ictogycastoris

635 Followers 711 Following Content thyself to be obscurely good. When vice prevails, and impious men bear sway, the post of honor is a private station.

Randolf Clemens @thrsteretes

606 Followers 795 Following I think it's more important to be fit so that you can be healthy and enjoy activities than it is to have a good body.

Barnard Zhang @blascroma

619 Followers 800 Following Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.

ELLE Magazine (US) @ELLEmagazine

6.7M Followers 1K Following Fashion. Beauty. Celebrity. Culture. Follow ELLE on Instagram and YouTube: https://t.co/vwBUoBZgGg https://t.co/M57oKro7cS

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.

Jerald Steadman @iofobeceack

606 Followers 688 Following An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.

Леонтий Кат... @tengematat

600 Followers 934 Following Возможно, молодость – порок, но только чересчур быстро излечиваемый возрастом.

Ebenezer Wetzel @stilisi

604 Followers 764 Following The best fortune that can fall to a man is that which corrects his defects and makes up for his failings.

Bertrand Waldron @ifyltre

622 Followers 722 Following He harms himself who does harm to another, and the evil plan is most harmful to the planner.

Austin Daly @idasuster

596 Followers 672 Following It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones of the dead.

Abraham Moffett @itoiallitt

605 Followers 752 Following The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps.

Roland Peace @opurerkeypran

570 Followers 745 Following The disappearance of a sense of responsibility is the most far-reaching consequence of submission to authority.

Ann Curry @AnnCurry

1.3M Followers 2K Following Journalism is an act of faith in the future. TedTalk: https://t.co/DMe5PQ9Nji

Tristan Matthews @stfigo

639 Followers 733 Following It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.

Neal Tarver @vesagiliop

602 Followers 795 Following Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility.

Tristram Sherwood @picatiararongi

572 Followers 791 Following Life-the way it really is-is a battle not between Bad and Good but between Bad and Worse.

Gilbert Fish @memperla

567 Followers 612 Following People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.

Freedom of speech and freedom of action are meaningless without freedom to think. And there is no freedom of thought without doubt.

Barnabas Kish @enupiunedda

604 Followers 700 Following Freedom of speech and freedom of action are meaningless without freedom to think. And there is no freedom of thought without doubt.

It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow necked bottles the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring it out.

Pierce Bergeron @occkirdeo

592 Followers 733 Following It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow necked bottles the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring it out.