Al @leftover_al

if you don't like these tweets, you can easily find my address online and come try to kill me North Cocksworth, UK Joined November 2013

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Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz

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PROPAGANDHI @propagandhi

3 years ago

Here's How to Track the Latest Location of Elon Musk's Private Jet businessinsider.com/elon-musk-priv…

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wint @dril

13 years ago

The wine imparts a foreign bitterness. How could he betray me? We were brothers. I fall to the ground. Execute a partial curl. One last rep.

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PROPAGANDHI @propagandhi

3 years ago

do not sleep on this. seriously. don’t. it will get warped.

PROPAGANDHI @propagandhi

3 years ago

do not sleep on this. seriously. don’t. it will get warped.

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The funniest part about looking for an apartment in Tacoma is trying to deduce the income of the current residents to see if it’s in my range. “Resign Ed” sign in the window? Rich liberals, too expensive. Empty liquor bottles on the windowsill? Those are my people

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Al @leftover_al

3 years ago

Jerome Powell should be killed

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Screaming Pectoriloquy (𝕖𝕩𝕖𝕔𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕕) @Caulimovirus

3 years ago

Ah, well, nevertheless…

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Al @leftover_al

3 years ago

First time in San Diego tonight. Bartender served me tequila neat in the dirtiest glass I’ve ever seen in my life. Couldn’t tell if it was dust or residue from soda water. Took the shot anyway. Am I at a new low? Siri play elliott smith

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Al @leftover_al

3 years ago

Rest in piss Elizabeth II, you would have loved “Dead Cops/America’s So Straight” by Millions of Dead Cops

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Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt

13 years ago

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

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Al @leftover_al

3 years ago

Let’s say hypothetically, let’s say for the sake of argument that Ben Shortpiro got mag-dumped and killed by pigs who broke into his home executing a warrant on the wrong address. Would it not then logically follow that his bootlicking fans would defend the cops’ actions?

Ben Shapiro @benshapiro

5 years ago

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Feliks Garcia @feliksjose

9 years ago

Whenever I see a beautiful doggie that works for the police

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Al @leftover_al

3 years ago

Contrary to that story about hunting humans on a remote island or whatever, The World’s Most Dangerous Game is actually “I can just close my eyes for 10 more minutes before work”