Thursday Chicken @lemonadewade
I’ve added enough bio Upper Kentucky Joined October 2010-
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People bring dogs into Petsmart but my beer is a problem
Probably shouldn’t ask my phone how to get to Istanbul asap
Can’t think of anything colder than a witch’s tit
But how long and hard is your personality, bro?
This election is gayer than my crypto portfolio
Ancient gods were just hip-hop artists from other planets
Have you or a family member watched CCTV? You may be entitled to compensation
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The tornado might scare the cows but you still have to make the milk.

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I like beards @Bitch_Buh_
946 Followers 897 Following I have saved huge amounts of money on child support by being sexually attracted to men.
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༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 ༺ @herprettybones
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FartMuffler 🇨🇦�... @WindPushedGrass
7K Followers 2K Following I threw up in a public park trying to pick up my dog's shit. https://t.co/TRkePkK7Dh
Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real
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Hail Jason! @jshawhan
994 Followers 2K Following Media prophet. Film critic. Cohost of @JJLpodcast . Catsitter. Very Gay. DJ (https://t.co/iAHxgygd8b). (He/Him). Black lives matter. http://jshawhan.bsky.soc
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