10/10 Would Not Do Again @letmejudgeya

I like to complain about never getting laid but I won't give you the time of day. Let's party Joined May 2019

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1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS

6 years ago

Ok having a boyfriend is nice but have you ever invested emotional energy into being a whole person yourself and bought a vibrator

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He Called Me Greenhorn @WhatsAGreenhorn

6 years ago

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10/10 Would Not Do Again @letmejudgeya

6 years ago

I want every guy I sleep with to listen to @callherdaddy, but I don't want them to get unrealistic expectations of what I'm going to do in bed. Remember, you're here to please me.

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logan @brainwxrms

6 years ago

yes the rumors are true i complain about being lonely and then ignore everyone that shows any interest

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jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr

6 years ago

saying “suck my dick”: • tired • unoriginal • gross? • used by high schoolers saying “suck my clit”: • empowering • original • kinda sexy • maybe they actually will (which would be nice)

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10/10 Would Not Do Again @letmejudgeya

6 years ago

The only thing worse for my sex life than my resting bitch face is my resting bitch personality.

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Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai

6 years ago

very excited to announce i’ve been left on read

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Best Memes @bestmemesonig

6 years ago

Doctor: what kind of birth control are you using? Me: just my personality

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10/10 Would Not Do Again @letmejudgeya

6 years ago

Sorry, I'm not hung up on you because I gained some self respect 😘

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10/10 Would Not Do Again @letmejudgeya

6 years ago

If you are ignoring a guy and your best friend doesn't say "I hope he texts you again. What a pathetic little bitch boy" get yourself a new best friend, cause they boring

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10/10 Would Not Do Again @letmejudgeya

6 years ago

Watching Mufasa die in realistic high definition like

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1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS

6 years ago

My mom is always like “go get a boyfriend”. Like if I wanted to take care of something that borderline hates me and doesn’t want to give me affection but hates when I’m not giving it attention I’d just get a fucking cat

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10/10 Would Not Do Again @letmejudgeya

6 years ago

I keep everything shaved so I can pretend I'll have sex again some day. A boy scout is always prepared

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10/10 Would Not Do Again @letmejudgeya

6 years ago

How ready for a relationship you are is in direct relation to how easy you can get some ass

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10/10 Would Not Do Again @letmejudgeya

6 years ago

The only thing a guy will be holding my hair back for

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jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr

6 years ago

“3-before-me” when I was a kid: ask three fellow students my question before asking the teacher :) “3-before-me” now: if we haven’t had sex at least three times it doesn’t add to my body count.