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daniel @lightfallsup

I read books, make jokes, listen to music and generally look for ways to avoid writing. favstar.fm/users/lightfal… Joined July 2010
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daniel @lightfallsup

4 years ago

The Steve Harveys would be a good 90s throwback ska band name.

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daniel @lightfallsup

4 years ago

I’m uncomfortable with how similar the words “stimulate” and “simulate” are.

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daniel @lightfallsup

4 years ago

Rewatching the American Ninja movies. Good stuff. On a side note, I had completely forgotten how bad the ninja problem was in the 80s. Nearly every office building was crawling with masked ninjas. #80s

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daniel @lightfallsup

7 years ago

Sometimes it’s like my whole life is just made up of breaks between Whose Line episodes.

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daniel @lightfallsup

8 years ago

These days, when people do something absurd, I just assume they're doing it for the same reason anyone does anything: to get #bitcoin

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daniel @lightfallsup

10 years ago

@Noetic_Hatter What makes you think I'm not?

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daniel @lightfallsup

10 years ago

@Noetic_Hatter Oh, did she start eating food again? I hear that's great for the complexion.

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daniel @lightfallsup

10 years ago

[generic but vaguely empowering comment about myself and others like me]

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daniel @lightfallsup

10 years ago

I'm using this tweet for my own purposes. I have no intentions of ever calling it back tomorrow. I've pretty much already forgotten it.

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daniel @lightfallsup

10 years ago

What if you're not the hero of the story, after all?

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daniel @lightfallsup

10 years ago

It's hard to take you seriously since you started including smiley faces and emojis in your business messages. Use your big boy words.

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daniel @lightfallsup

10 years ago

If these tweets I'm reading are anything to go by, y'all are some weird ass humans.

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daniel @lightfallsup

10 years ago

It's like you're not even allowed to leer at children in the park while humming Prince songs anymore.

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daniel @lightfallsup

10 years ago

Jesus, sometimes this Twitter place is depressing. What could possibly be so wrong with all of your lives?

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daniel @lightfallsup

10 years ago

Whatever else happens, I'm just glad people have stopped doing that thing where they make a heart shape with their hands.

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daniel @lightfallsup

10 years ago

So if, after the wedding, it turns out she likes Phil Collins, do I get a refund or something?

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daniel @lightfallsup

10 years ago

Wait, crying on the first date is out, now?

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daniel @lightfallsup

10 years ago

Mormons are pretty much the Canada of religions.

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daniel @lightfallsup

10 years ago

I'm certain that somewhere off in the distance, wherever I go, someone is looking at me and thinking "I wish I was as cool as that dude."

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daniel @lightfallsup

10 years ago

Writing clickbait articles for mega-blogs is pretty much trolling for profit.

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