l0mas (original flavor) @lightning__dolt

Lowbie Elder. Tweets to be viewed in 70mm IMAX format only. Joined August 2017

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l0mas (original flavor) @lightning__dolt

5 days ago

So proud of my son. At only 20 months old he’s already come up with an incredible bit. He goes “Dada….Dada!…DADA!…(perfectly timed comedic pause with a big grin)…peepee?” It gets me every time.

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l0mas (original flavor) @lightning__dolt

2 weeks ago

Well, this is demoralizing. Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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l0mas (original flavor) @lightning__dolt

3 weeks ago

my take is that straight middle aged men with good vibes (fully background checked) should be deployed to teen house parties to act as “hetero elders” to the many lost, unmoored young men who would otherwise be wreaking havoc. this is the only way to combat toxic masculinity.

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l0mas (original flavor) @lightning__dolt

3 weeks ago

(condescendingly) these brothas are wearing chambray like it’s 2010…

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Amuro's son Solar 🟢☀️☀️☀️🛰️☀️ @ironcrakka

3 weeks ago

this is where i post from if you even care

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l0mas (original flavor) @lightning__dolt

8 years ago

Video games 2005: Pick a funky character to snowboard down a mountain. Its really fun! What i imagine video games are now: Put on vr headset, you are a level 01 dwarf. You must till the fields for 57 hrs to gain enough xp to buy clothes. Everyone is yelling the n word at you

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l0mas (original flavor) @lightning__dolt

3 weeks ago

Every morning I wake up in a damn character select screen and I need to select and equip my clothes and attributes from scratch. But some of y’all ain’t ready for that conversation.