Cloud @lightningklowd

Joined May 2013

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Cloud @lightningklowd

3 years ago

i fucking hate selling on fb marketplace

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Cloud @lightningklowd

5 years ago

been hearing about $GME and the short squeeze, got me thinking about the games we played with you as my main squeeze

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5 years ago

It’s not a date, it’s a 1:1. It’s not a relationship, it’s a collab. It’s not a fight, it’s finding alignment. It’s not a break-up, it’s giving you some time back.

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Cloud @lightningklowd

6 years ago

there are layers to this but let's start with the 810 VIEWS A DAY

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6 years ago

“I love short parables that’s my fuckin problem” - Aesop Rocky

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6 years ago

There’s something about using the bathroom at work on another floor. Like a cowboy having a drink in the saloon of a town in which no one knows his name.

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6 years ago

me: *talking* friend: wait, is this a bit? me: what? no me: *continues bit*

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6 years ago

A comprehensive list of the democratic candidates

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6 years ago

⠀ (\__/) ⠀ (•ㅅ•) my boss 　＿ノヽノ＼ __ cc'd on my email /　`/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ　ヽ ( 　(三ヽ人　 /　　 | |　ﾉ⌒＼￣￣ヽ　ノヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／　　｜( 王ﾉ〈 (\__/) 　　 /ﾐ`ー―彡\ (•ㅅ•) me

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shitty watercolour @SWatercolour

6 years ago

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It’s frustrating sharing work with developers because they can offer specific feedback like “why don’t you make the icon green” whereas all I can say is “well why can’t you make the glowing box do magic faster”

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Cloud @lightningklowd

7 years ago

Conference room booking, but for shared apartment bathrooms

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7 years ago

My mom got invited to Kuala Lumpur by a Polish man she’s been speaking to for seven months but never met. But having my cell phone number on my Facebook account when I was 15, THAT was too far.

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Cloud @lightningklowd

7 years ago

Hello @Northeastern, I have $10 to donate and would like to discuss having a microwave named in my honor. Rotating plate preferred but not required. Let me know what to wear to the ribbon-cutting ceremony.

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Cloud @lightningklowd

7 years ago

Highly underrated part of post-grad life is having team members that ALSO work 9-5. No more “well, I work part-time as a trapeze artist, have acapella practice that literally never ends, and I actually live in Kentucky. But I started a Google doc, so like... my work’s done?”

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Cloud @lightningklowd

7 years ago

*listening to true crime podcast* Looking for a better, smarter toothbrush? Save 10% with the promo code MURDER. That’s 10% off with MURDER. Need floss? Get a free pack with the code POOLOFTHEKILLERSBLOOD. Go online today!

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Cloud @lightningklowd

7 years ago

If you're ever bored, mention to a group of guys how much you spend on your haircut. Each dude will try to one-up you ending with some guy foaming at the mouth about how they only spent $2 to have a homeless man smack them in the face with a rusty weed-whacker.

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Cloud @lightningklowd

7 years ago

The casting I never knew I wanted

The A.V. Club @TheAVClub

7 years ago

The casting I never knew I wanted

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Cloud @lightningklowd

7 years ago

Dear 5 y/o Cloud, You have so much to look forward to. For example, browsing Amazon and imagining the nut butters you could make with a $600 blender. A future of wonder awaits you! Best, Future Cloud