Limeritrature - Every Book as a Limerick @limeritrature
A limerick version of every work of literature ever written. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. One limerick at a time. DMs open for submissions/requests Joined April 2019-
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The voting is over and done, And turnout was second to none. Trump wouldn’t concede When Joe took the lead, Till one day admitting:
Though Trump and his cronies conspired To get the results he desired, The people sincerely Spoke loudly and clearly: 🗣So long, motherfucker—you’re fired!
Though Trump and his cronies conspired To get the results he desired, The people sincerely Spoke loudly and clearly: 🗣So long, motherfucker—you’re fired!
After a long time keeping it under my hat, I'm happy to say I have a new book out soon! It's a travel guide to a load of worlds I've invented, each of which is an (affectionate) satirical monstering of a SFF genre I love. There are maps! Etiquette guides! Cockney robots!
After a long time keeping it under my hat, I'm happy to say I have a new book out soon! It's a travel guide to a load of worlds I've invented, each of which is an (affectionate) satirical monstering of a SFF genre I love. There are maps! Etiquette guides! Cockney robots!
Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell From a slave ship upon the Pacific To musicians (one who’s syphilitic) Journos; old men; hi tech Meat production; Old Greg - The meaning’s not very specific. #limeritrature #davidmitchell #cloudatlas @CloudAtlas2012 @noelfielding11
Expert scholarship from Dr Cleo. Shame Joyce’s effort is a bit racist.
Finnegans Wake by James Joyce There’s a character called HCE, And another who’s called ALP. The narrative is circular, The writing’s spectircular. Sense swirls and swells like the sea. By @CleoHanaway #limeritrature #limericks #joyce #finneganswake @EmojiUlysses
The Crucible by Arthur Miller In Salem, when young Abigail's Accusation of witchcraft prevails, The whole place goes mad. Ah! If only they'd had King Arthur, a duck, and some scales... By Chris Sims #limeritrature #thecrucible #drama #gcsedrama
A wizard whose parents are dead (Their murderer’s name shan’t be said) Has struggles with creatures And Muggles and teachers With eyes on the back of their head #HarryPotterInConcert 🧙🏻♂️🐍 @limeritrature
In Britain, domestic conditions Have led to distinctive traditions; There is, for a start, The popular art Of milkshaking bad politicians.
Goodbye to Berlin/Cabaret, by Isherwood/Kander/Ebb Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome. If you're riddled with scruples, then quell them. So the Reichstag's been torched? Who cares? We're debauched And aborting dreams - Mein Herr, farewell, chum. #limeritrature #cabaret #wilkommen
The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller Batman's old, but his gadgets still rock Though the boy wonder's missing a cock And Superman's brawn Is the government's pawn; Brucie dies with Biff! Bam! Kapow! Sock! #limeritrature #batman #batmanvSuperman @BatmanNewsCom #GraphicNovel
The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien This is the tale of a Hobbit Called Frodo, who's appointed job it Was to take a ring, A black magical thing, to Mount Doom wherein he would lob it. #limeritrature #Tolkien #strainedscansion By David Gerard O’Doherty
Happy Ides of March everyone! Have a big JC all up in you
Happy Ides of March everyone! Have a big JC all up in you
Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë So tell me where you'd rather be: On moorland or sat in a tree? I may well be dead But I'm still in your head! Heathcliff, it's me, your Cathy... #limeritrature #bronte @KateBushMusic By @markwilden
The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien A respectable middle-aged Baggins Gets mixed up with dwarves drinking flagons. He picks up a ring In a tale with a sting Which he uses to steal stuff off dragons. #limeritrature #Tolkien @thehobbitpub By @malcolmguite
A Treatise on Human Nature by David Hume Hume got himself into a tiz Over morals and facts; the thing’s this: For all that he sought An is isn’t an ought Cos an is is an is is an is. #limeritrature #hume #philosophy By Sophie Ramsay

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