dr olivia funke @livloopoo
ferris bueller, you're my hero Joined October 2012-
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Victorian Michael Jackson
“big things coming” and it’s a white man with a podcast
I just want everyone to know Abby called me at midnight when I was fast asleep and I answered thinking it was an emergency only for her to tell me this
I just want everyone to know Abby called me at midnight when I was fast asleep and I answered thinking it was an emergency only for her to tell me this
they (the MTA) hate to see a brooklyn bitch travel from east to west via public transit
saw a pair of sperry’s on an overall stylish and trendy young adult in the wild (walking to work) a few days ago and can’t stop thinking about how time is a concept and all trends are cyclical. life is a prison
oh what do i do at work? just read the most absurd reddit threads that cause me to have nightmares and rip approx 30-50 hairs out of my head every day 🫶🏻
when ur card declines at therapy so they ask u if u have a different form of payment
say Nicholas Braun 3x in the mirror and you will be transported to Ray’s with a modelo in ur hand
stop calling sandwiches “sandos” or ill end my life
stop reposting things on facebook ur embarrassing me
eating a sandwich dry (no condiments) should actually be a felony bc what the hell is wrong w you
you know you’re in Williamsburg when every bitch is wearing the wrong shoes for the weather. like why’d i just see a girlie wearing strappy heels with fuzzy socks girl it’s snowing 😭😭
My 13th reason
special skills include knowing exactly when someone has become newly single based on their social media presence
they should run background checks on ppl before they’re allowed to purchase apple watches
cant wait to be married so I can tag my husband in local restaurants Facebook posts promoting their deep fried ooey gooey chocolate cheese curds or whatever and say things like “omggggggg babe we neeeed to go here”
if u ever catch me asking for Ticketmaster connects on my college alumni page just shoot me in the head already
no bc i hate guys with “ENM and happily partnered” in their dating app bios… like OKAY?? I have huge boobs. Oh sorry I thought we were bragging about ourselves
i cannot have games on my phone due to my obsessive personality and carelessness with money but if ur a stranger sitting next to me on the train ill watch u play yours. like a little treat
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him @mldrma_
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Brooke Solomon @brookebsolomon
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Nobody @Elias_strass321
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charlie @chunkbardey
100K Followers 920 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
Bats Nightly 🇵🇸 @BatsDaily
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weird medieval guys B... @WeirdMedieval
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Alex Dimitrov @apoemcalledlove
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes
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The Hollywood Reporte... @THR
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Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs
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out of context john m... @nocontxtmulaney
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matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION
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best harry pics @hstylespics
444K Followers 3 Following Enjoy the best & latest contents of Grammy winning artist @Harry_Styles. #BLM | © rightful owners of pictures (DM us for credits)
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HSHQ @HSHQ
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