Baphomet's Broccoli 🥦 @lizardlimeade

If she's your girl, why she calling me Dabby? 🥴😏 Albuquerque, NM Joined May 2018

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Baphomet's Broccoli 🥦 @lizardlimeade

9 months ago

The fires in LA are devastating and terrifying, but I swear to God if I see one more bullshit article about the multi-millionaire celebrities "loosing their (first of likely several) homes", I'm gonna lose my marbles.

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10 months ago

Pickle, no bev????!!? @RileyJohnSavage

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riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage

11 months ago

listen I didn’t vote for him either but I think it’s important that we have a peaceful transition of power

Pop Base @PopBase

11 months ago

listen I didn’t vote for him either but I think it’s important that we have a peaceful transition of power

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Baphomet's Broccoli 🥦 @lizardlimeade

11 months ago

First thoughts: 'From Zero' is a grower, not a show-er.

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Baphomet's Broccoli 🥦 @lizardlimeade

11 months ago

Why is November the hardest month of the year, every damn year?

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alexis kimberly @notsixela

a year ago

I SAID YES!!!!!! 💍🥂🥳🎉 I asked myself if I wanted to go to another concert

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Baphomet's Broccoli 🥦 @lizardlimeade

a year ago

You're so well adjusted, It's annoying.

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the elder emo @theelderemox

a year ago

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Baphomet's Broccoli 🥦 @lizardlimeade

a year ago

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANNA EAT MOO DENG???? 😭

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Baphomet's Broccoli 🥦 @lizardlimeade

a year ago

About to play @JoeyValence for the whole office and have the most productive work day of our lives.

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Baphomet's Broccoli 🥦 @lizardlimeade

a year ago

I feel personally attacked when a tour stops twice in Texas and not in New Mexico at all. I understand Texas is large but COME ONNN 😤😭

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Baphomet's Broccoli 🥦 @lizardlimeade

a year ago

Maybe if I shit out some worms I'll stop wanting to die every month, idk.

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Baphomet's Broccoli 🥦 @lizardlimeade

a year ago

Whoa! Turns out I was never immune to the effects of caffeine or weed or pre workout, I've just been numb since 2007! The more you know!

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Soymeii @soymeii

a year ago

all this anger was once love

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alexis kimberly @notsixela

a year ago

excitedly saying "I LOVE THIS SONG" every time the band I got concert tickets to see, plays a song from the album that i love for the tour that they're on promoting said album

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✧ @northstardoll

a year ago

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nat @imniceandsmart

a year ago

Are u gonna eat ur pickle

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S.LIZ @slizagna

a year ago

finally. a cure.

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Baphomet's Broccoli 🥦 @lizardlimeade

a year ago

About to throw my pixel out the window Fuck you tmobile

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Meg @megannn_lynne

a year ago

oh, we’re just gonna “play it by ear?” [starts sweating] we aren’t making a reservation? [gnawing at fingernails] oh, we don’t even have a restaurant picked out? or a general time? we’re just gonna “see what the vibe is” day of? [begins bashing head into wall] no, im chill :)