carolyn @lizardvslizard

Welcome... to "Ladders" she/her 🌻 Virginia, USA Joined August 2008

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Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle

4 years ago

do not tell me you have never thought about kissing the hamgurgler. he is the classic bad boy we all know this

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carolyn @lizardvslizard

4 years ago

I have never been more concerned than for the person who wanted to input the nutritional value of one leaf of arugula into their Fitbit app

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carolyn @lizardvslizard

4 years ago

Me: Ugh I just wish I had a break from work!! *Summer vacation, 2 days in* Me: I have nothing to do 😭😭

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carolyn @lizardvslizard

4 years ago

Making myself very late to work by stopping for coffee but getting something for our administrative assistant so I don't get in trouble is the most shining example of my professionalism

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Boog @bewgtweets

4 years ago

Soup of the day implies another, possibly even seductive, soup of the night.

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carolyn @lizardvslizard

4 years ago

Held a baby today and my maternal instincts are ON FIRE

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4 years ago

I just saw a drunk guy need to be restrained at a bar. Nature is healing 🥲

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carolyn @lizardvslizard

4 years ago

I have to say that my favorite birthday present was a Costco membership. Yet another piece of evidence that I am getting old!

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Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman

4 years ago

I don't care what the CDC says, you should still be wearing a mask because I AM AFRAID OF MOUTHS!!!!!!!!!!! SCARY TEETH!!!!!!

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carolyn @lizardvslizard

4 years ago

Taking adderall to clean my house is basically the closest thing I have now to a music festival experience

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4 years ago

Me most weeks of the year: Guys I'm NOT a teacher During Teacher Appreciation Week: Yo where my treats at??

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5 years ago

I'm intimidated by the cool sorority girls in my workout class 😔

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carolyn @lizardvslizard

5 years ago

Y'all Texas is for real open...

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carolyn @lizardvslizard

5 years ago

Why in God's name did I ever think it was a fun activity to go to a bar and spend $30 on a few drinks vs. buying a $3 bottle wine and drink it on my couch?