Liz @lizardwizard13

🚨🚨HERE IT IS: We got Trump’s birthday note to Jeffrey Epstein that the President said doesn’t exist. Trump talks about a “wonderful secret” the two of them shared. What is he hiding? Release the files!

“My proudest legacy will be that of a peacemaker.” - Donald Trump, January 2025. Aged well.

US Homeland Security News @defense_civil25

a month ago

“My proudest legacy will be that of a peacemaker.” - Donald Trump, January 2025. Aged well.

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Just two pictures less than a year apart

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While all the Districts pay extra for groceries and everyday goods, the White House is excited to announce that the Capitol is creating a grand ballroom for opulent parties! May the odds be ever in your favor!!!

Andrew Leyden @PenguinSix

2 months ago

While all the Districts pay extra for groceries and everyday goods, the White House is excited to announce that the Capitol is creating a grand ballroom for opulent parties! May the odds be ever in your favor!!! https://t.co/XltCJOxz2d

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Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?

Every day I feel more sorry for ever saying The Boys wasn’t subtle

The White House @WhiteHouse

3 months ago

Every day I feel more sorry for ever saying The Boys wasn’t subtle

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Every time they do this it just reminds me that Elon legitimately did a Nazi salute

MAGA for years: “Sleepy Joe” “Joe and the Hoe gotta go” “Kamala Harris slept her way up to the top” “Michelle Obama is man” “Fuck your feelings, libtards” “Let’s go Brandon” Jasmine Crockett: “Governor Hot Wheels” MAGA: “HOW DARE YOU!!!”

Not fit!

Good point that Trump is Hitler

The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

7 months ago

Good point that Trump is Hitler

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Trump honoring a child with brain cancer tonight and then leading a standing ovation for him while simultaneously eliminating all spending for child cancer research is a perfect encapsulation of MAGA morality.

If you don’t know what this is, you aren’t allowed to talk to me about the minimum wage.

🚨HOLY COW: President Trump announces he will be REMOVING ALL golden retrievers that are currently playing basketball on NBA rosters.

Carter Hughes @itscarterhughes

7 months ago

🚨HOLY COW: President Trump announces he will be REMOVING ALL golden retrievers that are currently playing basketball on NBA rosters.

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In the last few days Elon -Ignored the mother of his youngest child begging for help -Ignored the mother of his favorite child begging for help -Called an astronaut a slur for pointing out something he said that was obviously a lie -Suggested bombing Mexico -Suggested women can…

Not a drag queen. Not LGBTQ+, just another MAGA pedophile.

𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬 @antifaoperative

8 months ago

Not a drag queen. Not LGBTQ+, just another MAGA pedophile.

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i personally love pasteurization and vaccines. i love modern medicine. i love the world that allowed my mom to have children that all lived to adulthood. i love how we eradicated polio and measles and fucking hpv

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons: -We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S. -The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous. 🧵⬇️

You can call it the Gulf of America, but it's STILL the Gulf of Mexico. Just like you can call him the President, but he's STILL just a RAPIST and a FELON!