🧜‍♀️ @liznolan

"Oh yes, of course sometimes I am forceful with my opinions, but that is only because I'm passionate. And right. And passionate about being right!" Joined November 2008

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WitchDoctorDB @db_witch

9 months ago

ok get back in your cube

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inez! the pitt pilled @inezinej

9 months ago

WATCH HOUSE!

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Grace @gracecamille_

10 months ago

this ratio lmao

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schooper @schoopzup

10 months ago

@swiftlydunphy maybe hes not getting any happier but we are by being in his presence. we see the light in his eyes as truly happier because we are truly happier

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Kaitlyn Adams @Kait2lyn

10 months ago

Costco CEO who loses his shit at even the suggestion of raising the hot dog price is the only one safe

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The CEO of United Healthcare was shot on the street? But... what was he wearing? Well, if a man wears an expensive suit and a rolex people are gunna see that as an invitation. He dresses that way and you know he kinda wanted to be shot. Some men have a fantasy about that.

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tara @taraalami

10 months ago

Finally a respectable and successful assassination attempt. And apparently they were on a bike. we are so back

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la lesbian fight club @unloversciub

10 months ago

one of my personal favorite things in american politics is elijah daniel’s never ending crusade against donald trump that’s gotten him interrogated by the secret service

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michelle @cvntyhannigram

a year ago

girl what kind of therapy is this⁉️

hannibal gif bot 🇵🇸 @catboyhannibaI

a year ago

girl what kind of therapy is this⁉️

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akira | ig: @akiracozer @akiracozer

a year ago

@peachmilfshake is your dad taika watiti

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State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast

a year ago

Fall Out Boy released Take This To Your Grave on this day 21 years ago.

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis

a year ago

One of the earliest diss track’s was by the guy in 101 Dalmatians who didn’t like his wife’s friend so much that when she came to visit he went into the attic and wrote a song about what a piece of shit she is

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🧜‍♀️ @liznolan

a year ago

Gonna dip my deep dish 🍕 in lake Michigan 😌

bigby 🦇 @hesbianbigby

a year ago

Gonna dip my deep dish 🍕 in lake Michigan 😌

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Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders

a year ago

77% of Americans want a 4-day workweek. Even corporate CEOs agree: it's the future. Workers are 400% more productive than we were in the 1940s. They are also stressed out, anxious, and exhausted. It's time for a 32-hour workweek with no loss in pay. cnn.com/2024/04/12/us/…

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Punch Cat @PunchingCat

2 years ago

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fox me in 45 🎃 @foxwatsons

2 years ago

i should be allowed to be at every single fall out boy show. for medical reasons

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internet hall of fame @InternetH0F

2 years ago

real stuff. thanks mat

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Kiki Ball-Change @kikiballchange

2 years ago

Don’t ever let any politician tell you that change takes time. If they really want to, they can pass a bill that will have serious national ramifications in less than a week.

Pop Base @PopBase

2 years ago

Don’t ever let any politician tell you that change takes time. If they really want to, they can pass a bill that will have serious national ramifications in less than a week.