Laurel Wittman @lrw2a
Life Sci Venture Lender by day, @WellSpouseOrg Prez by night. Married to Eduardo and MS. Too many Diet Cokes, opinions, and cat photos. Not enough vegetables. Falls Church, VA Joined February 2009-
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This woman calling out Glenn Youngkin for not wearing a mask is today’s hero!
This is adorable
Love this
Ugh. Seriously.
I just realized my “go anywhere” outfit, now that we have this pandemic, is a pair of cozy sweat pants and a fleece jacket. Not sure how I feel about that🙄
This story is adorable
I am starting to doubt whether I can ever wear pants with a non-stretchy waist band again.
Tonight, I am asking Vice President Pence to invoke the 25th Amendment and begin the process of removing President Trump from office.
Jon: *pets Ghost* Literally everyone: #GameOfThrones
#MondayMotivation Il y a de la pluie, mais c'est pas grave 😅 On reste motivé 👊
Oh dear.
@nytimes Donald Trump takes full credit for today's eclipse
Trump: We have to study Charlottesville. The rest of us: We all studied it in 4th grade. It's called neo-Nazism. Nothing else to learn.
I...worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out.
Oh, ok then. That's cool. /s
The Art of Losing: Giving Up Diet Soda | Psychology Today psychologytoday.com/blog/unhooked/…
It's like watching a tired college professor and a really angry Dad. #debate

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