Bark⛰️ @ltsBlake

it’s a shame about the weather. he/him — 🐮 Joined May 2013

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Erika Jayne Updates @zachsmitty

3 months ago

Benson Boone and Demi Lovato should collab to create the loudest song you’ve ever heard

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Bark⛰️ @ltsBlake

3 months ago

When I microwave a cup full of water for some tea tell me why the cup gets hotter than the tea. Who made cups like that, people without lips? All the human innovation couldn’t come to a point where I can simply enjoy my microwaved ceramic mug (lava) filled with hot tea (perfect)

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Bark⛰️ @ltsBlake

3 months ago

Having a sip of water and drinking beer isn’t for the weak. Truly the taste stimulating each taste bud brings me to my knees. :/.

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Bark⛰️ @ltsBlake

3 months ago

Large satellite dishes and antennas on a house are the Cookie Monster pajamas of home ownership. Okay please get mad at me for asking about them!!!

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╋━ @vamptact

5 months ago

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Tim Popp, Six, Squish, Uh uh... @popphits

5 months ago

Rain on Me. Tsunami.

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Bark⛰️ @ltsBlake

6 months ago

People should be able to summon little critters. I’d use this for evil though. I’d also like to share, I’ve been seeing more spiders out and about and it’s been horrific to my well being. Please think about me often and in general

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Bark⛰️ @ltsBlake

6 months ago

Im certainly a man of science but assuredly there is no way gas in space makes stars. They’re super wrong about that because it’s gas that’s like so not dense? If anyone has funding and is open to collaborating I’m opening my own physics research institute. Serious inquiries only

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BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital

7 months ago

The plan? Require weekly mandatory paperwork to increase government efficiency

unusual_whales @unusual_whales

7 months ago

The plan? Require weekly mandatory paperwork to increase government efficiency https://t.co/Pihp9Cw2bu

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yasmin #teamadora #teambhelchi @lezzruple

7 months ago

Challenge: snatch game Kori king:

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coleman spilde @colemanjspilde

7 months ago

me as the photographer: okayyyy great i know that was a bumpy car ride ladies but we’ve finally made it to the ugliest place in the world at high noon! just as i envisioned. everyone line up. the camera battery is dying and i did NOT bring an extra charger so we have one shot

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The Cataracs @thecataracs

7 months ago

Hey there . . . Remember us ?! How would you feel about a new The Cataracs & Dev song this year? Would that be something you’re interested in?

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gatomico 🛸 @gatomicoweb

7 months ago

@entplus_ we won #ABRACADABRA #GRAMMYs 💗💗💗

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Bark⛰️ @ltsBlake

7 months ago

I simply need a 30 million dollar home???? If you actually draw it out the root of all my problems is not having a 12000+ square foot home in Seattle. It’s not even materialistic or needing more or human greed. In this case, actually, it’s survival necessity and I fear daily 4 it