Luciano Jimenez @lucianofjimenez

you can call me brown lightning Santa Cruz, CA Joined November 2016

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The Hollywood Reporter @THR

5 years ago

I hate 2020! RIP 😭😭

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Luciano Jimenez @lucianofjimenez

5 years ago

These wildfires are fucking everyone up

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5 years ago

At this point we’re just bound to see crazier shit happen. Big bet that by August they’ll find Tupac and Biggie alive in South America.

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Luciano Jimenez @lucianofjimenez

5 years ago

Sometimes the moon can be hella bright and I’m like bro can you chill? Like low key I’m trying to sleep

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5 years ago

First Corona, now aliens. What if it was aliens all along?

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Luciano Jimenez @lucianofjimenez

6 years ago

I have a confession... I enjoy watching both Paternity Court and Personal Injury Court videos on YouTube. Thank you, Your Honor. Which is better?

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Luciano Jimenez @lucianofjimenez

6 years ago

I waited 5 minutes of trying to get into my zoom lecture before I checked my email to realize class was canceled. I just did the Covid 19 equivalent of going to class and no one being there

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Sir Lawrence Gorenstein @larryg209

6 years ago

And an empire I shall build.

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Luciano Jimenez @lucianofjimenez

6 years ago

I finally responded to one of those voter texts. She didn’t want to be bros😭

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6 years ago

Today is my friendaversery with Facebook. We’ve been together for 11 years

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Luciano Jimenez @lucianofjimenez

6 years ago

Today I had a moment of dejavú as I put my empty bowl of cereal into the sink and said “let’s fucking get it”. Then I realized that I probably do this all the time.

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Luciano Jimenez @lucianofjimenez

6 years ago

We’re getting old

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Boingzar @SwamTalmBout

6 years ago

Me and @lucianofjimenez first live show went better than expected! I just filmed, but look how well I hold the camera

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6 years ago

Although I should be rooting for the niners, I can’t. My loyalties lie with Mahomes. He was my first Madden Mobile quarterback and he carried our team to so many dubs. We’ve been through thick and thin together. He’s my brother. #Mahomes #madden