Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513

She/her. Pug mama, husky mama, people mama. I love critters of all sorts, even the human ones. I've been told I'm funny. Indianapolis Joined February 2010

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riri 😈 yoongis home 🥹 @vanillesuga

10 months ago

.@drpepper pls can we be moots .. Haha i dont want to sound Desperate but haha.. haha id love to moots w u.. haha no stress or anything.. haha.. but like itd be so cool.. haha we could be best buds., hahaha but u can say no .. haha itd be so cool tho hahahha

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riri 😈 yoongis home 🥹 @vanillesuga

10 months ago

guys can we start a petition for @drpepper to follow me back ? like and retweet if u support me

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Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513

a year ago

A hypothetical for the men. It's post-apocalypse. You find yourself trapped in a steep ravine. At 1 end is a horde of zombies. At the other is a band of unshaven lesbian feminists riding war bears who want you dead. You have 1 bullet. Who do you shoot?

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SupportHoes @HoesSupport

2 years ago

I'm a middle-aged white lady. Sometimes, when I'm having a bad day, I go to Target or Walmart, march right up to the Service Desk & ask for the manager. When they arrive, I compliment 1 or more of their employees. Watching their concern change to pride turns my day around.

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riri 😈 yoongis home 🥹 @vanillesuga

2 years ago

hey gamers if you could help me out 🙏🙏🙏 youtooz made a deal with me that if i got 4.2k likes i could get a slimecicle plushie 🙏🙏🙏 if you could like and rt i would appreciate it SO MUCH ‼️

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Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513

2 years ago

TIL Many Salvation Army homeless shelters charge per night. The San Antonio men's shelter requires a money order for $12.50 by 3 p.m. each day or you sleep on the street. That works out to $375/mo. When you say "there are shelters," remember to add "for paying customers only."

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Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513

2 years ago

I don't want to say anything that will get me sued, so I'll just say this. If you're planning on selling or buying a home with @Offerpad, please check the BBB reviews first. #offerpad

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Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513

2 years ago

Just sitting here in the surgery center wondering why a mother would make such a show of how inconvenient their very sick child's surgery is that said child chose to ask someone else's mother. If my child was having surgery, I would move heaven & earth to be there.

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Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513

2 years ago

I'm just a woman on a mobility scooter at @Costco on a Sunday begging people to look in the same direction they're pushing their fucking cart. I was hit twice today. I will literally eat cat food before I go in there on a weekend again. #theabledsareatitagain #NEISvoid

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Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513

3 years ago

Today, we went downtown. We passed the Murat & 20 said again how great the @yunggravy show was. I said next time I should go too & bring him pork chops. Then, I remembered I also like pork chops. 2 trips to the store later & guess what's for dinner. Spoiler: it's Pork chops!

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Deadpull @DeadpullLiveNow

3 years ago

COME GET FREE UwU'S! twitch.tv/thedeadpullshow

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SupportHoes @HoesSupport

3 years ago

@Target This is NOT what accessibility looks like. Honestly, all stores - please make sure aisles aren't blocked by a pole or anything else. Leave room to turn around in a scooter. It's so frustrating to get trapped because I want/need something down a blocked aisle. #NEISvoid