meh @lurve_meh
this seems like a bad idea https://t.co/JZnfhfOxd5 favstar.fm/users/lurve_meh Joined March 2016-
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wanting to be loved as hard I love is exhausting.
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Grab his ass and give him hugs that heal. Heās struggling with fucked up stuff in his heart and mind too.
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sext: need to be alone with my thoughts, but with you by my side.
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Oh, you love me? Name all the songs I cry to in the shower.
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sharpen your knives, blast your music, and remember your goddamn worth, beautiful.
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mood: wish I could hug away all the pain and emotional trauma from your past.
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all I need is a quieter mind, a loud thunderstorm, and a whole lot of you.
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Iāll break my own goddamn heart thank you very much.
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If your woman says, āyou know what you didā you can best bet she forgot. Because if she remembered, sheād be sticking your nose in it. Youāre welcome.
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Watching a telenovela with 13 without subtitles on, in case youāre looking for a risk taker.
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Be right back, the Devil asked me to repeat myself again.
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The sunrise isnāt my only friend...thereās that song as well.
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I pulled a muscle rolling over in my sleep. So much for my one true safe place.
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As painful as it may be ... Sometimes the one you want to be with most is the one youāre best off without.
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My dog gets anxiety and bites her nails and it's weird because she doesn't even have bills, chores, social media, or a husband.
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