part time turtle saver @lxnard

🇲🇾🇬🇧🇦🇺 ain’t nobody else’s job to fix you soundcloud.com/lxnard turtle isle Joined December 2011

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part time turtle saver @lxnard

3 years ago

single best compliment I have ever been given

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part time turtle saver @lxnard

3 years ago

idk what I did in my past life but sometimes I can be a shit mate but I have the best fucking mates it don’t matter how long we haven’t spoken. you lot are sexy.

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part time turtle saver @lxnard

3 years ago

I like how cargos are a fashion thing now I been telling you guys for years more pockets is always better

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part time turtle saver @lxnard

3 years ago

chatting to my sister about girls and my mum chimes in and proceeds to give me the worst dating advice i’ve ever heard like it is cute and all but also mother pls. I wish things were that simple 😂😂😂

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part time turtle saver @lxnard

3 years ago

I get too attached to inanimate objects that have no use or purpose they cool tho

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part time turtle saver @lxnard

3 years ago

fuck me, we all getting old. One thing I have learnt though. not all blessings turn into curses - but one thing is pretty consistent the majority curses turn into blessings.

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part time turtle saver @lxnard

3 years ago

Fuck man I cannot see my black cat in the dark and I accidentally kicked him. I have been chasing him around the house for like 2 minutes apologising but from the speed he’s running away I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m trying to finish the job

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part time turtle saver @lxnard

3 years ago

then again saying that if I kept mine going for another 11 years it won’t have to pay road tax or have another MOT again

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part time turtle saver @lxnard

3 years ago

I think road tax based on engine size is stupid My car weighs 1.3 tons and you’re telling me I gotta pay almost £300 yearly when hybrid henry be mashing up the road in his 4x4 that weighs more than double pays nothing 😒

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3 years ago

I’ve been learning Bahasa Malay (so my aunties aren’t ashamed of me) and the word “dia” means he or her. The gender doesn’t matter, you put your own context to it. Weird how a country so against LGBTQ people has an unintentionally liberal language.