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i thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. turns out it was the refrigerator all along Joined January 2013-
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I love the over promise and under deliver sales tactic that @potterybarn uses to get a free loan from customers
psa: don’t get a haircut in a country where you don’t speak the language. nonverbal communication like hand gestures won’t help. you will end up leaving with tears and regrets. but don’t forget to tip! 😭
today, I am thankful for colonel sanders and globalization so that I can have kfc 6000 miles away from home
Well, I'm out. This is My final tweet. From now on you can find Me at universeodon.com/@TheTweetOfGod. It's been a great ride, and the ride continues. Fuck you Elon Musk, you anti-union, megalomaniacal, X Æ A-XII-son-calling piece of shit. Please retweet this and then join Me. Bye.
stoked I can binge yellowstone all night and don’t have to wake up to an alarm
the world could be a better place if billionaires chilled tf out and left everyone else alone
what i’ve learned this year from observing elon is that you shouldn’t limit yourself with pretentious things like manners
why is gavin newsom always asking me for money when he’s worth over $18 million
wish I never knew you now all i can feel are heartburns, stomach aches, and indigestion but it hurts so good wish I never knew you
snoopy v serena us open 2023 les go
if i start praying to the pumpkin god earlier this year bfore october rolls around I might be able to finally see the great pumpkin
if i start praying to the pumpkin god earlier this year bfore october rolls around I might be able to finally see the great pumpkin
its irritating when ur having a group conversation n all of a sudden 2 ppl start going off about cars while drowning out every one else who cant participate in the discussion bc they couldn’t care less about f1s or mach 1s. bro take ur thoughts n opinions to a forum we don’t care
omg omg omg I found a pserver to play gunz and idk what to do with myself 😵🥳🫠😭🤪. come see me get rekt gunzduels.com/index.php
i’m blue if I was green u would die if I was green I would die
hbfjj @hbfjj318644
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เกียรติ.. @KittisakKen
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neistrad @neistrad
1K Followers 4K Following Breton ಥ‿ಥ si jamais je fais un mauvais tweet n'hésitez pas à me dire, ça n'arrive pas trop normalement
ruth, tesla hitchhike.. @teslahitchhiker
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Arman Jani @ArmanJani3477
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Sadia Farhan @SadiaFa76419111
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Magilla Tha Drilla @dashgauge
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Slim Jim 🚀 MEATA @SlimJim
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Chris Antol @ChrisAntol
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Kidany Berrios @KidanyBV
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Danny Singh @Mr_DannySingh
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WallStreetBets & Co. @WSBConsensus
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Nima Owji @nima_owji
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chandler @cba
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South Africa Vacancie.. @Africavacancies
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jase @COFFEESLEEP
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mark @markkusi45
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Mr. Pfister @Web3President
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Matty Matt⛄️ @MintingMatteo
230 Followers 248 Following CEO/Founder of @MintFluencers, @BlissfulBunnies & @GlamHerNFT. Bullish on Web3. Collector of Cars/Art/Watches. Dachshund Dad. Published Photographer 📸
باغی @hHfApOX9aR2ljBT
272 Followers 2K Following ہم کوئی غلام ہیں ۔جو کہو گے کر لیں گےAbsolutely Not
Muhammad She @MuhammadShe2
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Atrain @Atrain_76
4K Followers 5K Following #addicted NFTs Crypto, and the entire Web3. #BGG #BitApes @BubbleGunGang @RogueBotsNFT #WoT #NFA @worldoftings #ORDINALS #BTC #CryptoHomies
🥁 @PaulMission21
1K Followers 1K Following Chipping away at the Matrix one day at a time ⛏️#Bitcoin #JiuJitsu 🥋🤼♂️ #Truth 💯 #TEM 🎨🖼️🎬🎥🔊📽️🍿🥁🛎️
🟣 Joselin Mane @JoselinMane
24K Followers 12K Following Social Media Strategist Helping Creators Monetize Their Brand Beyond $5k/mth via @CreatorCommunty / #SpacesHost / @ForbesBizCncl Founding Member /🇩🇴
OBA Fanon @yxstxrdy
2K Followers 3K Following There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.
#440,441,684,791,792,.. @JSJumping
389 Followers 306 Following #2049 #2132 #2285 #2337 #2553 #3336 I am Stackchain #BitcoinOnly it’s generational wealth or bust over here (formerly Epic4444)
ISantaella @1ISantaella
2K Followers 5K Following Community Lead/Collab Manager for @thejockeyexpc a NFT collection bridging the sport of #HorseRacing with web3.#sports #NFT #TheJockeyExperience
Connor Campbell 🫡 @git_stache
241 Followers 457 Following desperately in search of a personality | web engineer formerly @Twitter
บุญเลิศ.. @KheuxLeis
195 Followers 2K Following
Deepak Sharma Azad (O.. @thedeepakazad
1K Followers 5K Following Official Twitter Handle of @deepaksharmazad #अखण्ड_भारत_हिन्दू_सेना #दीपक_शर्मा_आजाद #दीपक_शर्मा_आजाद_को_सुरक्षा_दो Follow- @ABHSDigital
Ian Brown @igb
21K Followers 4K Following XML apologist. Erlang enthusiast. Currently JVMs & Performance stuff at @Netflix. Previously JVMs & performative stuff at @Twitter. He/him.
Booz Allen Hamilton @BoozAllen
52K Followers 870 Following We’re first to the future—moving missions forward to realize our purpose: Empower People to Change the World. RTs ≠ Endorsements
Slim Jim 🚀 MEATA @SlimJim
515K Followers 160K Following join the Meataverse 🍖 married to @cinnabon 🫶 help build the new GT-R
Shannon Liss-Riordan @SLissRiordan
3K Followers 548 Following Labor and civil rights attorney, women's rights activist, mom.
Chris Antol @ChrisAntol
311 Followers 339 Following Android Engineer. Currently playing: Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
mario @ohohmario
559K Followers 35 Following Actor and I was born from love of siam thx my all fans I love u
Tracy Hawkins 🫡�.. @_hawko
11K Followers 3K Following I don't go here anymore but you can find me on Threads @hawkotracy
[email protected] @sachee
28K Followers 1K Following powerful + dangerous. queen of #graphql. schema + error modeling. prev tech lead/staff software eng @twitter, prev @medium. bksy: [email protected]
Kidany Berrios @KidanyBV
36 Followers 279 Following
Danny Singh @Mr_DannySingh
13K Followers 999 Following ex Research & Strategy @Twitter x @TwitterSpaces ☀️LA native roaming the concrete jungle 🏢
Ethan Klein @h3h3productions
2.2M Followers 639 Following Retired from twitter, apologies if I never got back to your dms! Contact me at [email protected]
Nima Owji @nima_owji
11K Followers 1K Following Independent App Researcher. Web Developer. Creator of @X_ALERTS_. I give you the first look at the new features your popular apps are building.
ttl @maybettl
6K Followers 2K Following Ex-Tweep. Found a better home. Past & future systems engineer. I tweet about eng, tennis, and reef tanks. 🎾 🐠🫡💙
Mike Cvet @mikecvet
14K Followers 1K Following 🤘🏻. 🌹. 🏋️. 👹. 💻. 🎸. 👶🏻 x 5. 🇨🇦 / 🇺🇸. He/him. #BLM. formerly distinguished eng @twitter
Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko
743K Followers 82K Following Dem Strategist. Dad to Cameron, Paxton, Moose and Simba. Former DNC National Field Director, Hillary advisor and more. Free newsletter https://t.co/8lzYEtjCet
chandler @cba
2K Followers 3K Following from idaho not iowa – color, imaging, geometry – prev @twitter @planet - he/him
Sneha Patil @mithrilmaker
3K Followers 2K Following she/her • 🇦🇪🇮🇳 in 🇺🇸 • eng @seatgeek ex-@twitter @periscope
Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper
893K Followers 44K Following Freelance Music Publicist. SiriusXM Host. Shameless Idealist. Lifelong Musicaholic. I talk about Music News in the Media. [email protected]
Sunny Regulapati @sunnydays106
155 Followers 230 Following
Charlie Brown Fan Acc.. @Peanuts_4Fans
141K Followers 9 Following Posting the best from the all time classic Peanuts AKA Charlie Brown series by Charles M. Schulz! Enjoy!(I do not own any rights. Fan made account ©)
Connor Campbell 🫡 @git_stache
241 Followers 457 Following desperately in search of a personality | web engineer formerly @Twitter
PEANUTS @Snoopy
1.2M Followers 44 Following Follow Peanuts everywhere! Instagram: Snoopygrams / TikTok: Snoopy / Snapchat: SnoopysSnaps / Facebook: Snoopy
History Photographed @HistoryInPics
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Gunz The Duel @gunztheduel
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iver - lavabit.com @prolifichacker
4K Followers 4K Following God is real, the Bible is True, and Jesus Christ is King of Kings. #TEM #tripleelitememes https://t.co/UizUVaRZ8K
WeRateDogs @dog_rates
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Secretary Pete Buttig.. @SecretaryPete
542K Followers 484 Following 19th Secretary of Transportation. Working to ensure safety and make transportation more equitable while fighting climate change and creating jobs. (he/him)
Rep. Joanna McClinton @RepMcClinton
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Joanna McClinton @Joanna4PA
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Manu Cornet @lmanul
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Saying goodbye to blonde era bc I will be in my bald era if I don’t stop
@lylstarrgazzr @twitter thanks Katrina, glad you’re doing well! i shipped reactions to prod on my last day great work 💪🏼
@lylstarrgazzr @notbenyam no slack I just changed the default to true and pushed land! it’s a shame we didn’t ship it sooner! great work it was all you
✅ ship spacebar (view live spaces in follow graph in sidebar on desktop and top nav on mobile) cc @notbenyam ✅ ship space reactions (send reactions in space as a web user) cc @lylstarrgazzr ✅ ship safari hlsjs video (use hlsjs for safari to improve ABR and cross-browser…
today is my last day at @twitter, after 7 years i can only look back at my time here and feel grateful. twitter took a chance on me, hired at SWE 2. the people at twitter will forever make it what it is, i grew only because of the support of the amazing people around me.
Jackie Chan is canceled in Asia for being an asshole to his family and he’s generally controversial in the region but somehow the rest of the world seems clueless about that
The only actor with no haters 🙏🏾🔥
Wow @StephenCurry30 . Not sure if I could’ve guarded this guy in my prime. Different planet
Unlike you little 🤬I'm a grown ass man Big shoes to fill 🤬, grown ass pants Prolly hustled with your pops, go ask your parents Its apparent you're staring at a legend Who, put a few little 🤬in the they place before Trying to eat without saying they grace before! 🤫👑
Can someone who follows sportsball tell me what this is about? 😳
Unlike you little 🤬I'm a grown ass man Big shoes to fill 🤬, grown ass pants Prolly hustled with your pops, go ask your parents Its apparent you're staring at a legend Who, put a few little 🤬in the they place before Trying to eat without saying they grace before! 🤫👑
So if I don’t pay for a blue check mark (which I won’t), then can anybody just pay $8 to call themselves me with a “verified” account? Cool.
Welp guess my blue ✔️ will be gone soon cause if you know me I ain’t paying the 5. 🤷🏾♂️
When I was young, everybody was old. Now that I’m old, everybody is young.
The rest of us seem to mostly accept that we live in a system that is deeply unjust and tyranically nonsensical. But the French will start a mini revolution at the drop of a hat. We can all learn something from them.
hey gen z crew, do ya'll know who this is?? just want to see how old i am
anyone know if your Tesla steering wheel is supposed to do this mid-drive? is this a feature or a bug? @elonmusk $tsla
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