m0bilitee @m0bilitee

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Susie Dent @susie_dent

3 years ago

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something unpleasant after a period of relief.

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m0bilitee @m0bilitee

3 years ago

Just got an unsolicited text message asking if my vote can be counted on for some local office in the upcoming election. Congratulation, you just went to the bottom of my support list.

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NEW RULE: A parent may propose removing a book from a school library ONLY after reading it in its entirety — and delivering a book report on it that has been evaluated and corrected by the head of the school’s English department. Who agrees!?

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m0bilitee @m0bilitee

3 years ago

Spam I got today: You have outstanding debt! Me: I know, right?

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot

3 years ago

The Republican idea of "real America" excludes most real Americans.

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soul nate @MNateShyamalan

3 years ago

me: ah it’s so nice escaping to the country every once in a while to recharge billboard 45 minutes outside the city: SASQUATCH IS REAL!! IVE SEEN THE PROOF

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m0bilitee @m0bilitee

3 years ago

If I take notes, I have about 120 characters before my penmanship makes it worthless to continue.

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Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz

3 years ago

This Spring, I was proud to sign a bill into law expanding off-sale options for breweries and distilleries. Every Minnesota brewery, distillery, and business – big or small – deserves the opportunity to grow and succeed. We’ll keep working to make that happen.

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m0bilitee @m0bilitee

3 years ago

Me: I'll just shut off closed captions on the Paramount+ iPad app. P+:

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Rudolf von Flügel @zincronicity

3 years ago

I don’t know why everybody is so gung ho about this carnival diet. I’ve been eating this for a month and I feel like I’m gonna die

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m0bilitee @m0bilitee

3 years ago

"The best phone call is a text, the second-best is an email, and the third-best phone call is two traded voicemails. Everything else is a complete nightmare.” - John Oliver, 2022

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Andrea Junker @Strandjunker

3 years ago

Alex Jones’ cell phone is everything Republicans dreamed Hunter Biden’s laptop would be.

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m0bilitee @m0bilitee

3 years ago

There's a special place in hell reserved for anyone who writes software that requires an update to be installed in order to uninstall it.

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m0bilitee @m0bilitee

3 years ago

I like the clarity and focus the day after not drinking beer, yet I like the lack of clarity and focus the day of drinking beer. This is my dilemma.

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zach reinert @zachreinert0

3 years ago

How about a game show for cops called Are You Braver Than A Fifth Grader

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Adrian Sanabria (@[email protected]) @sawaba

3 years ago

You know what pisses me off? Best practices. we're WAY too unstable an industry to have any best practices common practices, sure but for most of what we call "best practices", we have little to no evidence they are even effective, much less the "best" way to do something