Matthew Ashman @m1a5h
Lazy perfectionist. England, UK Joined January 2010-
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In their prime for West Ham, who would be your fighter? – Craig Dawson – Angelo Ogbonna – Winston Reid – Kurt Zouma
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Have you ever written code that is fast for 10 items but really slow with 10,000? Time to talk about Big O notation! (Thread)
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Sound on! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Watched this 5+ times - doesn’t get any less funnier 😂😂😂 #eppingforeveryone #eppingprotests @mralistairgreen
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What do you think? ✍️
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This is a treasure.
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Pics of your cute pets to distract my anxious mind pls
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Lynx Africa? Not being funny but what about Lynx UK?
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Has anyone actually successfully learned a language using Duolingo Seems like a lot of cute graphics and satisfying sound effects but I'm not buying that it actually works...
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Good Practices in C you should know! Let's talk about some simple (but not necessarily enforced) practices that will solve many of your coding problems. (Thread)
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James Milner has now scored in 93 consecutive seasons
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right wingers will say “so you’ll let all the immigrants live in your house then” as if they all house the homeless veterans that they weaponise constantly while voting for people that are actively making it harder for people in poverty
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Milner the second youngest AND second oldest scorer in Premier League history. Be great if he gets both records before he retires!
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That's nice dear, but it's still a german van. 🤷🏻♂️
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4D Chess move by Paquetta gets his agent to tell Romano he's moving to Villa then Lumps on him to stay at west ham @ 3/1 blokes a genius ahead of his time should be a betfair trader #whufc x.com/knickstopclips…
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If you're new to the Unix or Linux command line, I just want you to know: Me and all my colleagues with years of experience Still get confused between `ln -s` and `ln` daily.
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+3 & off the mark 🙌🏽 We needed that after a tough start to the season. Time to reflect & build. Safe travels home, Hammers ⚒️✨
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Hi @grok Does the owner of the @DailyMail avoid tax? If so, doesn't that make his papers headline today a bit hypocritical?
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