alistair green @mralistairgreen
Too stressed to be blessed 💕 instagram.com/mralistairgreen London Joined August 2012-
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Hollywood should go back to making more buddy cop films where the title is just their two names like in Tango & Cash. There were loads of others too but I’ve forgotten them now. I want to say turner and hooch but one of them was a dog. Ok cheers everyone have a good night 👍
In less than three minutes he can build a character more toe-curlingly believable than lots of films manage in an hour and a half. Art.
In less than three minutes he can build a character more toe-curlingly believable than lots of films manage in an hour and a half. Art.
man in cafe who wants everyone to know he’s a singer-songwriter
I’ve never enjoyed any restaurant meal as much as a basic curry house.
Ran the London marathon this morning. 22 minutes and 3 seconds. Not my best time and certainly would have liked to do better but not going to beat myself over it. Still a huge achievement and I can hold my head high. Cheers. 👍🏆
The moon will only play silly buggers and block out the sun if it knows it has an audience. And you daft so and so’s are playing right in to its hands. Starve it of the attention it craves and it will soon get bored and go back to its rightful place.
I was actually offered the role of ‘conor mcgregor’ in the new road house film but I turned it down. I’ll always have love for action films and it is after all how I made my name but I feel its time for me to move on and spread my wings now. Just wanted to clear that up 👍
Think about what day it is 😂😉👍😜😜
Think about what day it is 😂😉👍😜😜
Yeh I’m turning the clocks back- TO 400,000BC WHEN THIS COUNTRY HAD SOME BOLLOCKS 🇬🇧* *before we became woke homo sapiens
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I absolutely am putting my foot down, demanding a place in @mralistairgreen's crew as a composer when he inevitably gets his TV deal. This is where we're at, Alistair!
man in cafe who wants everyone to know he’s a singer-songwriter
I truly think @mralistairgreen is one of the best actors / comedians of our time. Original sketches and characters that make you either piss yourself or physically cringe. He’s a genius who’s constantly giving us excellent content for free. He deserves giant opportunities!
man in cafe who wants everyone to know he’s a singer-songwriter
@mralistairgreen This is at least 20% of the reason why I had to move out of Brighton
In less than three minutes he can build a character more toe-curlingly believable than lots of films manage in an hour and a half. Art.
man in cafe who wants everyone to know he’s a singer-songwriter
@mralistairgreen It’s amazing how cringeworthy this is despite it being acting. You are a genius
@mralistairgreen I was on the tube recently next to two who were writing lyrics and singing different variations of them and stuff. There was a collective release of tension from everyone else in the carriage when they got off. A good 15 minutes of hard continuous cringing.
@mralistairgreen I think I used to date this guy. We were both singer songwriters. I’m a singer songwriter btw 🤪
@mralistairgreen If you're ever in Aldershot give Johnny Ghurkas a try👍
@mralistairgreen ‘You’re busy tonight. Well done you’
@mralistairgreen I once had a roast dinner for lunch in a pub and a curry for dinner that evening in a curry house. Best day of my life.
@mralistairgreen Great curry house in Cardiff called Standard Balti
@NeilMackay It’s an @mralistairgreen world, we’re all just living in it
Another huge victory for Alistair. Typically, the MSM are remaining deafingly quiet on this.
Ran the London marathon this morning. 22 minutes and 3 seconds. Not my best time and certainly would have liked to do better but not going to beat myself over it. Still a huge achievement and I can hold my head high. Cheers. 👍🏆