Andy Dawson @profanityswan
Participant in @AthleticoMince @TFTimeMachine and @unseriousdarts. My life is well within its usual frame. Sunderland, The North Joined September 2008-
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I had seven pints and saw Elbow and it was ace
22 defeats all season. We lost 23 in the season when we finished rock bottom in 2018. Abhorrent.
Sheffield Wednesday fans, your team is now officially SAFE. There is absolutely ZERO chance of Sunderland scoring three times no matter what happens. Enjoy your day.
Legend arrives at the Crucible the day after I leave. Rude.
Legend arrives at the Crucible the day after I leave. Rude.
There's Keren Woodward on TOTP, giving me the eyes from four decades ago 😍
Includes my Michael van Gerwen impersonation which may have to be transferred to @AthleticoMince at some point
Includes my Michael van Gerwen impersonation which may have to be transferred to @AthleticoMince at some point
Sometimes I feel slightly faint when I consider how handsome I am
Sometimes I feel slightly faint when I consider how handsome I am
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NEW EPISODE! ‘The Senna Bungalow’ Jar Jar Binks, a wandering pal, Thrones true/false, and a low performance dwelling is reassessed. IFS: patreon.com/posts/103547786 NON-IFS: shows.acast.com/topflighttimem…, Apple, Spotify, Amazon and all other pod apps
Good afternoon from Ronnie and myself
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Free-to-all version now out there on all the reliable pod apps - hope you like it
Free-to-all version now out there on all the reliable pod apps - hope you like it
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More new stuff. A mini episode exclusive to Club Parsnips Out now and ad-free on Patreon, Apple Subscriptions and Acast+
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There'll also be a Parsnips-exclusive 'Topics Of Interest' mini-episode released later today...
There'll also be a Parsnips-exclusive 'Topics Of Interest' mini-episode released later today...
Back back BACK!
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Anyone else in love with my new shoes? 🤩
A decision was made over the last couple of days that ultimately Gareth and Stephen deserved to join Micky and Eleanor on their reacto pod because they’re absolute model professionals in the way they conduct themselves tbh. So you should listen in. #SAFC
THAT’S A WRAP Final pod of the season recorded yesterday from the pub. @eamc_1076 @mickylough95 @GoldyWMS @GarethBarkerWMS Thanks for another year of your support - 11 years and the end of a 12th season. Wherever you get your podcasts or here: wisemensay.co.uk/ep995/
When your mate bumps in to @profanityswan at an Elbow gig in town and you get amazing (and accurate) abuse! Absolute legend!! @AthleticoMince @TFTimeMachine #elbow #alrightcunt #ironfilings
@profanityswan And called me a wanker (accurately) 🤣
On a serious note, there will still be people out there defending this and trying to explain to you that this is all actually acceptable. We haven’t had a lead at home in three months. No manager. Squad not fit for purpose. 2nd worst team in the league in form. Indefensible #safc
@ThespyFrere @jasemonkey You are on another planet if you think the working class aren’t shamed.
@profanityswan Phew. Ta. I know how those Roker sunrises and mention of ‘keys’ etc get her going. Appreciate it.
The results of going on Discogs after two negronis are IN
@profanityswan Obviously fucking Chelsea
@profanityswan Geordie Heat was yet again achingly funny. Great work yet again. Pass on my regards to Ronnie Hotdogs
@profanityswan Seeing it appear in my latest episodes made my heart swell and you boys make me laugh like no other podcast can. So glad to have you back
@profanityswan Great listen Andy. I’m surprised Bob hasn’t been listening to any country fuckin music though.
@profanityswan Back to your best boys, which is nice isn’t it Andrew.
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