mich @m_houst_

Joined November 2011

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mich @m_houst_

2 years ago

me giving a speech at my wedding that I planned completely on my own.

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2 years ago

Anyone else remember my cute phase where I would drink 400mg of caffeine at 5pm to workout and make mashed potatoes out of cauliflower. Yet, I was confused why I felt like garbage all the time.

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2 years ago

I’m just saying, if she plays right where you left me in cincy I want to be drawn and quartered in front of Paycor.

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2 years ago

“Finding good employees is hard these days, no one wants to work” - a small town man who runs a labor intensive business that doesn’t offer retirement, healthcare, or any paid time off.

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2 years ago

I forgot my kindle automatically links to my good reads when I finish a book. I hope my old coworkers like my smut catalog.

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2 years ago

The Roy family is a string theory of the Rose family if they didn’t end up in Schitt's Creek.

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2 years ago

If I have 13 reasons, Ticketmaster is #1

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2 years ago

I have UConn winning it all and I had Princeton beating Arizona. Espn hire me

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2 years ago

I wish I received the same energy I give to everyone else. Im so tired.

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Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell

3 years ago

ERAS TOUR GIVEAWAY! ✨ LIKE AND RT THIS TWEET for a chance to win a pair of tickets to The Eras Tour at Nissan Stadium on 5/5 (special guests Phoebe Bridgers and Gracie Abrams) Reply to this tweet with your favorite bstage surprise song! GIVEAWAY ENDS 1/31 AT 5 PM EST.

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mich @m_houst_

3 years ago

I’ve seen so many people treat these 25 days of being sober like they are coming off an ayahuasca trip.

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3 years ago

I’ve seen so many people treat these 25 days of being sober like they are coming off an ayahuasca trip.

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mich @m_houst_

3 years ago

Finally ready to admit that the height of my rage over Taylor swift tickets, a girl I went to college with posted she was going to 2 shows. Instant block. & I’d probably do it again.