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How are we just out here letting Michael B Jordan be single
The amount of guys that wear button up flannels to the gym is concerning
A 10-year-old girl is raped. The State forces her to remain pregnant and tells her to consider it an “opportunity.” This isn’t Iran. This isn’t Gilead. This isn’t hypothetical. This happened today in Ohio.
Remember when they were trying to figure out why there was a giant drop in crime like 30 years ago and they tried to say it was due to better policing… And then the Freakonomics dudes figured out it’s because an entire generation wasn’t forced to give birth to unwanted kids.
I go to spell a word in all caps and then instantly forget how to spell the word
To whoever finds my lost film camera- please develop all of the pictures and send them to me thanks
“I woke up at 4am, drank a ginger ale, went out on the porch took 4 puffs of my cigar and then went back to bed” my grandfather ladies and gents
I wish there was a more convenient way to drink water laying down in bed
Apple Pay literally has me laying in bed every night buying something new
Not my dental hygienist asking if there were gonna be strippers at the bachelorette party I’m going to lol
Just held a baby for 2.5 hours straight and my arm is TOAST
Fun little drinks in jars and cans that are like 5$ are just the best
if i dont have a yummy treat every couple of hours my condition worsens
Carrying a fresh pizza home on your lap in the car is it idec
Didn’t think I was reliant on caffeine until I didn’t have a cup this morning and felt like Rue the rest of the day
I asked a parent to pull their mask up over their mouth and nose today and they looked at me and said no so that’s how my day went
I placed bets on this game so like tonight’s episode of euphoria better be good as hell
365HockeyGirl @ava__really
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14 Followers 542 Following Even if you close your mouth and look like a fool, it's better than opening your mouth and having people confirm that you're a fool.
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10 Followers 540 Following Even if you close your mouth and look like a fool, it's better than opening your mouth and having people confirm that you're a fool.
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leah @LeahTodddd
74 Followers 112 Following "My 5 year plan is to hang out with my friends and tell them i love them"
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488 Followers 325 Following
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tris @trisbuchino
245 Followers 280 Following
Nishanth M Kumar @NishanthMKumar1
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amiee @__amiieee
298 Followers 111 Following
kelly @kelnickel
482 Followers 574 Following
365HockeyGirl @ava__really
810 Followers 922 Following PWHL, Seattle Reign, Mariners, Drag. she/her. Find me on youtube / tiktok / insta
ally @Wallace_Alex_
341 Followers 194 Following
taylor @DareTyloja
392 Followers 210 Following i’m a chemist and it encompasses a large part of my personality
Sydney Leroux @sydneyleroux
2.1M Followers 595 Following I kick balls. Mom to Cassius & Roux. [email protected]
lyric @lurric
679 Followers 671 Following he/him/his | MPH | Black Lives Matter | ACAB | #FreePalestine | “Everything worthwhile is done with others” - Moussa Kaba
Christain @TheStain12
446 Followers 924 Following
John Kunec @johnkunec18
878 Followers 690 Following KZOO '20 ⚾️ ”Cool as the other side of the pillow"- Stuart Scott
Z Baby ⚡️ @shawtyfunsized
381 Followers 450 Following add my sc: zizzarz | follow my insta: shawtyy_funsized
out of context abbott... @abbottnocontext
110K Followers 14 Following what it do baby-boos? • spoilers
Tim Shanahan @03Shanny
23 Followers 126 Following
Nicole Polizzi @snooki
5.5M Followers 420 Following 𝒎𝒂𝒘𝒎𝒂 𝒐𝒇 3 👦🏽👧🏽👶🏽 𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖘 𝖔𝖋 THE SNOOKI SHOP🤞🏽 Locations in NY&NJ Inventor of Messy Mawma Wine🍷
Mya Shanahan @mya_shanahan
184 Followers 652 Following Rockford High School 2025 | Finesse 18u Zill #3 | 3.97 GPA | LH Pitcher, 1B, outfield| Calvin Softball Commit
anything goes with em... @AGpodcast
143K Followers 1 Following new episodes every thursday and sunday. instagram is anythinggoes. watch video on youtube and @spotify and listen anywhere you stream podcasts.
leah @LeahTodddd
74 Followers 112 Following "My 5 year plan is to hang out with my friends and tell them i love them"
Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper
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Branden Knorr @BrandenKnorr
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g @_BlurryGrace_
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Ryan Franklin @RyanFranktown
488 Followers 325 Following
The Jimmy and Ogre Po... @jimmy_ogre
95 Followers 106 Following Two dudes and a mic doing our best to make you laugh with ridiculous takes on sports and outlandish thoughts on life! Theater of the mind! #DetroitvsEverybody
amiee @__amiieee
298 Followers 111 Following
kelly @kelnickel
482 Followers 574 Following
Chris Herrera @ChrisHerrera32
646 Followers 679 Following Never take your deodorant out of your sock
✩ haley ✩ @_haley_klesz_
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Jacob Gilhaus @JG3233
353 Followers 1K Following Free Thinking | Authenticity | Former #Nets⚾️ Views are my own
D @_d305_
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Chumlee @djchumlee
208 Followers 262 Following ⚾️. Sports. Nonsense. Good Quality tweets in general. Packers lover (hater) #cheaaaa
Kalamazoo Chemistry &... @kzoochem
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Ansel @AnselElgort
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MorningMissileSports @MMSportscast
64 Followers 87 Following Fulfilling your morning hard-on for sports since 2017. Hosted by Ryan Beadle and Nick Vichinsky.
STEVIE WONDER IS GOD @YUNGGODXUSJ
520 Followers 441 Following By any means necessary meant examine the obstacles, determine the vision, find the resolve, and explore the alternatives toward dissolving the obstacles.
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