Logan Boyd @machinalux

“The A.O.F. Operatives use the Acts of Solidarity in order to keep themselves in check as they interact with the world. What keeps the world in check, though? I guess that’s the A.O.F.’s job.”

[EVENT] Return to Glory “One hand dipped in the shadows, the other clutching the light...”

“They say there’s a garden south of here. I guess if you’re there at dusk, sometimes you’ll hear whispers.”

“You know those trees just before Northend? They say there’s a shrine there... Only appears at night or something... I’ve been too afraid to see for myself, though...”

The collective is of the utmost importance. This I decide to post discreet propaganda in support of the collective and all of the plans They have for us.

Hard slap of the peen vs wall efforts give people the fluff particle trail when they walk

I’m a conspiracy meant to lure the masses into consignment into the collective

Fnaf but with hoards of animatronic Christmas trees. You’ll never be safe from the pine needles of destruction

Behold the presence of divine conspiracy and beg for death, the only true mercy

I’m back! Ready for more toasted marshmallows and vigor beyond comprehension! The whole world is ending!

Fader ge oss B R Ö D

We are sorry for the wait for updates. Once I’m done laughing my ass off I’ll put in the patch notes

F A D E R . . . G I V E U S S L E G G S

And then I threw my dog at him and it killed him instantly

Me staring into my toaster, excitement welling up in my eyes: yes yeS yES YES YES YES YES YES!!! GIVE ME THE FUCKN TOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAST!!!!!

A jackhammer with a pocket pussy attached to it is still a jackhammer. Or maybe it’s a jackitjackhammer? Who knows anymore.

You could better conceal guns if they got flaccid until you were ready to use it. Maybe a design for a pump action shotgun? “Jack-action”

Yes I know I’m fucking hilarious. Please stare at my bare ass walking through the monastery some more

I want genetically altered tentacle bananas. Scary shit

If I had a pile of dicks I could boast about having a pile of dicks. But would ya look at that, not a single dick in sight, except my own