VictoriaMeldrew @magpie_417
If I’m not in, I’m probably mowing the grass. Scotland, UK Joined January 2010-
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This is a bottle of wine in Alabama.
Over 1,000 private jets flew to Las Vegas for the Super Bowl and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.
Dear Tesco, Asda, Sainsbury's, Lid, Aldi, Waitrose, Morrisons, and all other stores that have self checkout. You are heading towards almost exclusively self-checkout now. The lady checking receipts at the exit was stopping everyone. I didn't choose to participate in that…
Fans at a hockey game cheered every time this 4 year old kid came on the screen and booed when it went onto someone else
The Brexit architects merry go round. Cameron back to help clear up the mess his referendum created. Johnson making millions while a Covid Inquiry shreds what little was left of his credibility. Farage heading to the jungle for £1.5m to add ITV to institutions he has damaged 1/3
These models look anorexic! Awful.
A message for @SuellaBraverman
WTF is Sunak on about here? None of these ‘measures’ that he promises to reverse, exist! * Eating meat tax doesn't exist New flying tax doesn't exist Compulsory car sharing doesn't exist Mandatory insulation upgrade doesn't exist
WTF is Sunak on about here? None of these ‘measures’ that he promises to reverse, exist! * Eating meat tax doesn't exist New flying tax doesn't exist Compulsory car sharing doesn't exist Mandatory insulation upgrade doesn't exist
Intriguing…..
Pro-tip: If your ship is heeling over like this, check for leaks. (I know these things because I'm an Admiral.)
Pro-tip: If your ship is heeling over like this, check for leaks. (I know these things because I'm an Admiral.)
This man is a stupid, ignorant, entitled, dangerous, arse. He and his cronies MUST go if we are to have any chance of tackling the climate emergency and if we want a country left that's still worthi living in. theguardian.com/politics/2023/…
Love a happy ending… 🤗🤗🤗
Love a happy ending… 🤗🤗🤗
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Yesterday I said goodbye to Mince - the wee cat who decided to adopt me six years ago. She was bonkers and sweet and I will miss her every day.
Wordle 659 5/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Is that a word???
Last week it was Plymouth - please don’t let it happen again! Save the Green Corridor! Cambourne to Cambridge – bus lane not busway - Sign the Petition! chng.it/T6222WKs via @UKChange
This is just awful. Destroying nature on an industrial scale. @IoloWilliams2 - please could you retweet? Thank you.
This is just awful. Destroying nature on an industrial scale. @IoloWilliams2 - please could you retweet? Thank you.
BBC doesn’t have a clue about anything! In addition to the Lineker debacle, they’ve decided not to air an Attenborough episode which highlights environmental issues. An then there’s Hislop - so glad he’s not been sidelined (yet).
BBC doesn’t have a clue about anything! In addition to the Lineker debacle, they’ve decided not to air an Attenborough episode which highlights environmental issues. An then there’s Hislop - so glad he’s not been sidelined (yet).
Joey 🍭 @Joey_Haiden614
2 Followers 490 Following Eхоtic еnchаntress in рursuit of intense seхual bliss
🌊Fool Amongst Many.. @FoolsAPlenty
4K Followers 5K Following 🌊 Witness to the inconceivable & will repost it ferociously. Always make an effort to follow back after vetting. PROUDLY NEVER EVER TRUMP! #NoDemUnder1k #FBR
Janet @hamilton_janet9
195 Followers 3K Following
Jaime Kirk @JaimeKirk59004
106 Followers 3K Following
MarcelinaCzapor @CzaporMarc75924
54 Followers 2K Following
Harry 🇬🇧 @Harry20211959
8K Followers 8K Following “ Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, and filling the emptiness we didn’t ever know we had.” - Thom Jones #hopesjourney
Roy Pedler @PedlerRoy
313 Followers 5K Following I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me 😆
Yosef Watkins @watkins_yo10150
140 Followers 3K Following
Ethan @EthanBowen2009
2 Followers 37 Following
Evatech Inc @EVATECH_ROBOTS
336 Followers 5K Following My name is Luis Medina. I am the founder of Evatech, Inc. We are known to produce the best hybrid robots in the world. #roboticmowers #slopemowers #autonomous
Jerry F. Matson @doctorjerrymat
15 Followers 638 Following Official twitter account of OrthopaedicMedicalSurgeon#DoctorJerryMatsonMatteo#ResoluteSupport
G @mingsuplado
94 Followers 409 Following
RattieMum @Rats4Eva
31 Followers 533 Following In Russia there sits a little man - a bully, a coward, a liar and a loser. In Ukraine there stands a real man - a leader, a fighter, a truth teller and a hero
TheHumanityHoax @HumanityHoax
1K Followers 1K Following Picking apart the lies about our ancient past. Guinness World Record Holder.
Int Crane Foundation @savingcranes
8K Followers 6K Following The International Crane Foundation works worldwide to conserve cranes and the ecosystems, watersheds, and flyways on which they depend.
Kerry Bowen @kerrylou1977
3 Followers 108 Following
PAT DAWSON @WOOZLECHAT
11 Followers 67 Following
JBontheradio @jbontheradio2
62 Followers 932 Following
Dave B @spackler79
6 Followers 67 Following
Robert P. Devlin @RobertPDevlin1
301 Followers 3K Following Graduated from the University of Notre Dame summa cum laude in 3 yrs in 1973. Graduated from Columbia Law School in 1976. Clerked for Prof. Ruth B. Ginsburg.
TNBluebird @bluebird_tn
2K Followers 3K Following App-uh-LATCH-un, please. Duke grad, deconstructed Christian, lover of buttery chardonnay and stinky cheese. Drop of blue in a red swamp; making ripples.
Donna glaso @DonnaIGlas
776 Followers 902 Following Retired senior. Politics is my new hobby. #Resist! The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
steven kirkpatrick @stevekirkpatric
317 Followers 832 Following Texan liberal think we can do better as a country equality diversity fairness liberty and justice for all embarrassed by what we've become.
Wise PaxCat @WisePaxCat
52K Followers 44K Following Politicat who seeks truth & defends equality. She/her. I FB like minds! #EndGOPCorruption #Resist #BLM #TwistedResisters #GeeksResist #Pansexual🏳️🌈✝️❤️❄️🌊
curiouser&curiouser �.. @thirst4knowldge
3K Followers 5K Following Love: intellectual, respectful dialogue; social justice issues; witty/punny repartee; 🎶music/ 🎨art/ 📚 lit/ 🎭theatre; Barbra Streisand; positivity.
KerryBean78 @KerryBean78
356 Followers 4K Following Elementary educator, Love books, sci-fi shows, anime, Miyazaki, Ghibli, basketball mom, English and Science nerd #Celtics
Anderson @anderson07
36 Followers 202 Following
Peter J. @peterpositive
2K Followers 5K Following no: labels, anti racism, support Ukraine, no tag. yes: tolerance, nature, peace, civility,responsibility
BK🔔⚖️🔑 @Brendakwawa111
2K Followers 3K Following RN. Army vet. Pharm Tech. I tasted the venom, and lived. 🐍 Vote Blue. Somebody wake up Hicks.
beepalace @beepalace
1K Followers 1K Following Made entirely in England, the Beepalace is a beautifully crafted home for some of nature's most effective pollinators, solitary bees. Brighten a garden!
BlueRoom ComedyClub @BlueRoomComedy
1K Followers 3K Following Springfield's premier stand up comedy club presenting national touring comedians.
Sean McMenemy Wildlif.. @SeansWildlife
2K Followers 3K Following 🇬🇧 Garden Adventurer. 🐝 🪶 Story Teller. 🍂 🐌 Fascinated by all living things. 🦇 🍄 Connecting with nature. 🦉
DAV1S_8055 @owendavis18
56 Followers 492 Following
Sky Help Team @SkyHelpTeam
238K Followers 61K Following Official help page for @SkyUK. 8.30am-9pm Weekdays and 9am-9pm Weekends. Prefer Facebook? Follow us & Get in Touch on Sky Help FB https://t.co/ODM04JKiBa
Tiff Needell 🏁 @tiff_tv
155K Followers 179 Following Briefly a Grand Prix driver but more famous as that bloke that drives cars sideways on telly. 15 years on Top Gear, 17 years on Fifth Gear and now @Lovecars!
John Nnebechukwu @cjohnny227
76 Followers 471 Following
Richard Mason @smason732
25 Followers 88 Following
Donald Cathcart - Arg.. @DonaldCathcart
56 Followers 342 Following
British Army 🇬🇧 @BritishArmy
400K Followers 1K Following Follow us for news and information on deployments, training exercises, ceremonial duties & regimental events. Recruiting @armyjobs
Laura Coates @thelauracoates
140K Followers 1K Following @CNN Anchor of Laura Coates Live & Chief Legal Analyst & @SIRIUSXMPOTUS Host M-F 7-9AM ET| Fmr #DOJ. Mommy x 2! @NYTimes Bestseller
Dr Fi Bowler @FionaBowler
8K Followers 1K Following Historian @unisouthwales & @unisouthampton | postdoc @ntvhistory | writing a book on Britain’s nuclear test veterans | cat fosterer/wrangler. she/her
The Shallow State @OurShallowState
83K Followers 423 Following From @Duty2Warn. We expose and explain behavior underlying politics so as to unlock truth. #UNTRUTH, follow-up doc to 2020's #UNFIT, to be widely released soon.
Dr Robin George Andre.. @SquigglyVolcano
25K Followers 5K Following Award-Winning Science Journalist | Volcanology PhD | Stories in @nytimes @sciam @NatGeo etc | Author: SUPER VOLCANOES | Next: HOW TO KILL AN ASTEROID ☄️💥☠️
E. Jean Carroll @ejeancarroll
297K Followers 1K Following Whipsawed by Confusion? ASK E. JEAN at [email protected] Driven Witless? Read my Substack https://t.co/yDL9F5gZpq SNL, Atlantic, VF, NYmag
RareBirdAlertUK @RareBirdAlertUK
81K Followers 5K Following The UK's longest running instant birdnews service. Over 110,000 sightings each year. Visit our website to try our app, website and pager services for free.
Bagpuss 💤 @OfficialBagpuss
16K Followers 13 Following Once upon a time, not so long ago, there was a little girl and her name was Emily. And she had a shop... 💖
🌊Fool Amongst Many.. @FoolsAPlenty
4K Followers 5K Following 🌊 Witness to the inconceivable & will repost it ferociously. Always make an effort to follow back after vetting. PROUDLY NEVER EVER TRUMP! #NoDemUnder1k #FBR
Jack E. Smith ⚖️ @7Veritas4
476K Followers 3K Following “Whatever you are, be a good one”. Here for people, politics and parody. https://t.co/eydUnIJGZ7
CNN @CNN
62.3M Followers 1K Following It’s our job to #GoThere & tell the most difficult stories. For breaking news, follow @CNNBRK and download our app https://t.co/ceNBoNi8y6
RAF_Luton @RAF_Luton
147K Followers 27 Following The assumed Official Twitter account of the world's most mysterious & secret (and fictitious) military base. (Parody/Satire Account)
George Conway @gtconway3d
2.3M Followers 2K Following Contributor, @TheAtlantic. Board President, @chkbal. gtconway3 on https://t.co/0XKwJFGwNu.
Richard Coles @RevRichardColes
551K Followers 3K Following Former Communard, Chancellor of the University of Northampton, writer, broadcaster, podcaster. Please don’t shout at me.
RÚV English @RuvEnglish
5K Followers 363 Following English language service of Iceland's national broadcaster, RÚV. Home of RÚV English Radio & news from Iceland. Idea for a programme, etc? Email [email protected]
Icelandic Volcanoes @icevolcanoes
3K Followers 796 Following Retweeting about Icelandic volcanoes - enjoy!
Almannavarnir @almannavarnir
6K Followers 40 Following Almannavarnadeild ríkislögreglustjóra The National Commissioner Of The Icelandic Police, Department of Civil Protection and Emergency Management
Lisa Rubin @lawofruby
278K Followers 2K Following @msnbc legal correspondent & recovering litigator; former: off-air legal analyst @maddow, @wagnertonight. Don’t let the pearls fool ya.
VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish
3.9M Followers 1 Following For everything VBP, including books, clothes, mugs, cards, calendars & contact: https://t.co/51E7az46a4 Written by @RobTemple101
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Shane Lowry @ShaneLowryGolf
306K Followers 1K Following Full time dad and husband. Part time golfer on @PGATOUR @DPWorldTour. Enquires: https://t.co/Xelk1XPY3L
Carol Vorderman @carolvorders
970K Followers 3K Following TV/Best-selling author. @LBC Sunday 4-7pm Free school meals kid at Cambridge, now Educational Philanthropist. Politically independent https://t.co/g9jDJSwPww
Earth @earthcurated
380K Followers 49K Following Displaying Earth's beautiful destinations curated by the world's greatest Photographers. followed by @elonmusk
George McGavin @georgecmcgavin
17K Followers 1K Following Zoologist, entomologist, broadcaster and President of The Dorset Wildlife Trust
National Hurricane Ce.. @NHC_Atlantic
1.2M Followers 77 Following This is the primary official Twitter account for the National Hurricane Center, focusing on the Atlantic basin. For more details: https://t.co/mRyGMdRYT3
NOAA Aircraft Operati.. @NOAA_HurrHunter
198K Followers 209 Following Official Twitter page of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) Aircraft Operations Center (AOC).
Deborah Meaden 🇺�.. @DeborahMeaden
718K Followers 3K Following Star of Dragon’s Den,Co -Host of the big Green Money Show,Bestselling Childrens Author- instagram and threads @deborahmeaden.
this is rare , but it.. @RareButHappen
166K Followers 4 Following
NASCARG56 @nascarg56
32K Followers 23 Following The official account for the Garage 56 entry in the 24 Hours of Le Mans.
Sky Help Team @SkyHelpTeam
238K Followers 61K Following Official help page for @SkyUK. 8.30am-9pm Weekdays and 9am-9pm Weekends. Prefer Facebook? Follow us & Get in Touch on Sky Help FB https://t.co/ODM04JKiBa
Kerry Bowen @kerrylou1977
3 Followers 108 Following
Buitengebieden @buitengebieden
2.8M Followers 74 Following Welcome to the positive side of 𝕏. I’m Sander from the Netherlands. All copyrights belong to their respective owners! DM for credits/removal/submission!
Rich Beem @beemerpga
48K Followers 718 Following 3x winner on PGA Tour, 2002 PGA Champion, Golf Analyst, most of the time a good dude to hang with, minion to my wife and kids, part-time resident in Austin, TX.
Tommy Fleetwood @TommyFleetwood1
336K Followers 423 Following Father, Stepfather and husband. Professional Golfer. Play for @WeAreLAGC Supported by @Nike @TaylorMadeGolf @TAGHeuer @BMW
Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys
932K Followers 1 Following Art, activism and accountability 🐴. All our work is funded by the public, no big donors. Become a supporter👇. DMs open 📩.
Digital Connectivity .. @DigConnectScot
7K Followers 570 Following This is the home of all Scotland’s public sector-funded digital connectivity news and updates. We’ve got mobile and broadband covered #R100 #S4GI
HMS Massive @HMS_Massive
16K Followers 12 Following All in the RN have served in this mythical black-catting ship. You saw dolphins? We saw mermaids. You went to Tenerife? We went to Elevenerife.
Traffic Scotland @trafficscotland
387K Followers 917 Following Hello! We monitor Scotland's Trunk Roads. Use DM to get updates quickly from our Chatbot. Account not monitored 24/7. Customer Care Line: 0800 028 1414
Christian Iddon @christianiddon
16K Followers 575 Following In the endless pursuit for success. Love racing. Not much more to say really :) Racing in the British Superbike Championship for MotoRapido Ducati
Picture Mushroom @PictureMushroom
984 Followers 3 Following Picture Mushroom-Instantly identify mushrooms Welcome to contact us at [email protected]
Tomorrows Papers Toda.. @TmorrowsPapers
27K Followers 15 Following Bringing you #TomorrowsPapersToday every day of the week for all of the UK's leading newspapers.
Met Office Space @MetOfficeSpace
9K Followers 92 Following Met Office Space Weather Operations Centre (MOSWOC) - official twitter page. MOSWOC services are 24/7 but this page is only monitored Mon-Fri 9am-5pm.
NASA @NASA
80.2M Followers 174 Following There's space for everybody. ✨ Verification: https://t.co/8nok3NP4PW
David Mitchell @RealDMitchell
2.3M Followers 832 Following This is the David Mitchell who's in Peep Show and things, not the novelist or the Cumbrian origamist.
Days Of The Year @daysoftheyear
27K Followers 2K Following The ultimate resource for worldwide events, festivals, holidays, funny, weird, and wonderful Days of the Year. Seize the day! [email protected]
NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb
3.3M Followers 65 Following The world's most powerful space telescope. Launched: Dec. 25, 2021. First images revealed: July 12, 2022. Verification: https://t.co/ChOEslj1j5
pareidolia moments @pareidolia_bot
520 Followers 1 Following par· ei· do· lia : the human ability to see shapes or make pictures out of randomness
@smcottrell21 My son was horrible in public. They hated seeing me at the store. It starts getting better, eventually. I would start in the car..if you don’t behave, we leave. Then leave if she doesn’t behave. Store, restaurant, wherever. No bribing! It will take a while!
@smcottrell21 I think you would be amazed at what they can comprehend. Especially if you are consistent.
Good morning I’m researching a book and would love to hear from anyone in their 60’s as to what irritates them the most at this age. For me it’s packaging that needs an electric saw to get through, ‘we don’t take cash’, and ‘Please rate us’ … Grrrrrr …. 👍🏼❤️
@bbjofr Yep. Fought hard to wake up on those jubilees 😂
@gtconway3d Shorter version: Bill Barr concedes long running attempt to locate a spine has failed.
It’s awful to hear that two of the horses 🐎 🐎 that were spooked yesterday in London are in a serious condition the horses have been named as Vida and Quaker I hope they pull through and don’t have to be put down 🙏🏻🙏🏻
His ephemeral street art washes away in the rain
A further update on the wellbeing of our horses following the incident on Wednesday, where some of them were spooked in central London. Every one of the horses involved continue to be cared for and closely observed. (1/3)
@jonesgarethp Terry Pratchett had a goddess, Annoia - my spelling might be wrong, who was the goddess of things that get stuck in drawers. I always rather liked her.
I once met someone who regularly prayed to the parking fairies - & the parking fairies always delivered available parking spaces! I quite like this idea of praying to specific celestial beings. There are lots of gods of different things, but what thing should there be a god of?
@lawofruby So he is just going to continue to hold hearings through the trial and never actually rule on them? Honestly, between this and the free reign trump gets to spew lies every single morning and afternoon, I'm feeling a little despondent over the health of truth + justice in the U.S.
@Georgismum @BritishArmy Look at what happened to Sefton it’s horrible what happened to him but even with those injuries was able to return to service
Am I the only person who wants to see a picture of that beautiful white Household Cavalry horse that was spooked and badly bleeding now cleaned up and cared for? We need to know he/she is OK!
This is amazing 😢😢😢💔💔💔. Care home resident's pure joy when they see a little baby, awh, just transformative. 💔
Our Mum, the kindest, most inspirational and loving Mumma we could have wished for, devastatingly passed away on the 24th March. While it’s a very difficult time for us, we’re humbled by everyone who has reached out to offer support & to express how Sammy impacted their lives.
Today would have been Sean’s 61st birthday . Miss you old pal
@sage1411 I really couldn’t give a stuff what state their marriage is in as long as he never comes back to the uk… they deserve each other
@SykesCharlie “Trump is veering from rage to flatulence” works for me.
Couldn’t finish the London Marathon. Gutted. Tried my absolute best. Just too tired. Maybe I’ll manage it next year. Have put a film on instead.
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