Adult Child of Applesauce @malpractition
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Just cause you know the lyrics doesn’t mean you need to sing the song
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i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages
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The buffest dudes have the weakest tattoos
Pursue purpose and happiness will follow
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My friend really just activated his credit card...
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The BA.5 omicron subvariant, which is now the most prevalent coronavirus strain in the U.S., is four times more resistant to COVID-19 vaccines, according to a new study. n.pr/3IITKaK
We're not ready for a relationship until we don't need one
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(tapping a girls shoulder with my long finger) ET want dome
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Son you are 18 now would you rather inhale toxic fumes or stare at excel for 8 hours a day
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I could easily overpower nine senior citizens
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