Gregor Samsa @man_or_insect
Travelling Salesman and hobby carpenter Joined October 2013-
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My legs are useless, typing with my nose, so...very...tired...
Locked in the room again, I fear for the very last time
I think my family is trying to kill me, this can't be good
If you ask me having those boarders leave is no big loss #whoneedsem
I made it all the way to living room and no one's noticed, it feels so nice to be free
Do insects like music? Well this one does! #ManOrInsect
No one has cleaned my room in weeks, I can't be bothered to care anymore
It seems the family has taken in some boarders, all hope of being let out of the room is lost...
Not gonna lie, there is some satisfaction to knowing I could make more money then everyone in my family put together #egoboost
STRONG dislike for the new maid, you just can't get good help anymore #whoyoucallinadungbeetle
Have completely lost my appetite, and my room has become the island of lost furniture #overit
How come how to remove apple from beetle shell returns no results on Google? #internetfail
Maybe was a little too protective of the picture frame, sorry mom
They are taking away all my stuff, and its taking forever! #HurryUp
I can't believe its been two months since I left this room #stockholmsyndrome
Turns out Dad's got some savings, of my money #sneaky
Update on being an insect pro: can hang upside down from the ceiling con: my sister finds my repulsive
God Bless Grete. Also rotten food, pretty alright #whoknew
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