Lukewarm @manavjoshi519

Bhopal, India Joined October 2022

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Lukewarm @manavjoshi519

a month ago

I placed an order from the @burgerkingindia app, it took longer than usual and when I called the delivery person he said the order got cancelled. Yet the order appears as delivered on the app. the store's number is unreachable and the no replies have been received from the mail.

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Lukewarm @manavjoshi519

4 months ago

I like how the sun just never shows up in a post-apocalyptic world like why bother

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Lukewarm @manavjoshi519

7 months ago

I don't need to execute my plan, my plan's name is execution.

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buscle mlaze @sarthakfs

9 months ago

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Lukewarm @manavjoshi519

9 months ago

I just found Neil DeGrasse Tyson telling the SAME story in TWO DIFFERENT interviews on Instagram, have I covered the entire internet or what? What's happening? Why is my guy repeating stories😭

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lannister @derric_kk

9 months ago

idk for y’all but doing this was fun.

nanie @prett_nanie

9 months ago

idk for y’all but doing this was fun.

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Lukewarm @manavjoshi519

9 months ago

Among my peers and pretty much the entire youth of my society, you can come up with a cleverly crafted, well thought out pun or joke, the last laugh would always be taken by the one guy who says g*nd, r*ndi, BC falana dhimkana wagera wagera.

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Lukewarm @manavjoshi519

9 months ago

How do we move past AI, there's a BJ waiting for all of us?

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9 months ago

Nothing much just my thoughts on a certain educational institute that I know of, and I'll tell you who they are - a megalomaniacal psychotic bunch of assholes, finger-licking dead inside pixie slabs and some third rate dime store nut milk.

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Lukewarm @manavjoshi519

10 months ago

The no. of times I call (by mistake) my "result" variable "reslut", is very concerning.

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Lukewarm @manavjoshi519

10 months ago

What the heck is the Hindi word for "control"?

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Lukewarm @manavjoshi519

10 months ago

You be the chick, I be the reason you cross the road.

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Lukewarm @manavjoshi519

10 months ago

That fuckall moment when you squeeze a seemingly empty shampoo bottle only to realise it has been filled with water and you get a soapy water pichkari instead of actual thick, useful, viscous shampoo.

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10 months ago

Love is in the air, No dear... Gunpowder's in the air.

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Lukewarm @manavjoshi519

11 months ago

If God made all evil disappear before it even occurred, wouldn't we call "God" ...evil? Would we even know what "evil" is, and by an extension what "good" is?