Andrew James Manning @manningandrew13
Neskowin, OR Joined May 2015-
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How do you measure the quality of a dad joke? With a sighsmograph.
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray.
What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care.
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Are people born with a photographic memory? Or does it take time to develop?
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SIGH!
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Preach!
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The inventor of autocorrect died. The funnel will be tomato.
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What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins.
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JUST SAYIN'...
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Too good not to share.
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Truer words…
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Fact. Star Wars was the first film to ban smoking on set. The cast was still allowed to Chewbacca.
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Breaking news: Taylor Swift engagement OVERTURNED as referee determines Travis Kelce's knee didn't touch the ground. 🏈 💍
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I told my plants I love them, Now they're rooting for me.
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You should always wear glasses in math class. It helps with division.
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@mariana057 When the first crowbar was invented, crows were pretty excited since they'd no longer have to drink alone.
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They told me l'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic. But so far l've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're really lovely
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people understand this
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