Gus @manvszombies
Zombies are everywhere and this is my diary of the apocalypse. http://t.co/1gfvr1bx9O http://t.co/Ypg4j0lA9P Miami, FL Joined December 2009-
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(It's been a while since Gus last tweeted, but that's because there's exciting news: A live-action short film is coming soon! Stay tuned...)
A trivial thing for us: "Stupid line of dirt, get into the dust pan!" For Z's: "F*** you tasty bone marrow! Why are you so hard to get to?"
When the apocazomb first hit I wonder if the Z's watched our zombie movies and said to themselves, "That's so FAKE! I don't walk like that."
"Cocooning": Hotbox yourself in a garbage bag, smoke and then emerge high as hell. Basically, it's the REAL sequel to Ron Howard's classic.
Are we turning into the Fellowship? Zoe is a young Gandalf, Bruce is a tall Gimli and I'm the courageous and ultra handsome FroLegogorn.
Picture an angry rhino in your closet. That's what Bruce, a survivor who fell into one of my traps, looks like right now.
I think Zoe is "the one" for me. She may not find me attractive or laugh at any of my jokes, but I'm growing on her. Like mildew.
These zombies aren't rotting or infected by a virus. They have silvery-blue lifeless eyes while their bodies are covered in glowing symbols.
I am NOT an adrenaline junkie, but I will say there's nothing like pranking and trapping zombies. Buttered floor + pack of Z's = HILARIOUS!
At first the Apocazomb was fun. Miami was mine. And once I realized a zombie bite or scratch wouldn't turn me, my first thought was Z-sex!
After my 12 hour pot coma, I woke up and found Miami overrun by zombies. My first reaction? No more worrying about the rent!
Like all things in recent memory for me, it all started when I bought some weed from my old dealer. It was the craziest shit I ever smoked.
Her name is Zoe. When she asked me how I managed to stay alive and not turn into a Z I wasn't sure how to reply. I need to think about this.
A few hours ago the love of my life, and apparent zombie master, came to my rescue. I actually saw the "light" that everyone talks about...
Know what would have been cool? If someone shined a C.o.D. light in the sky like the Batman symbol. Imagine gamers uniting, world = saved.
If the solution to a robot takeover is a giant magnet, then the solution to a zombie takeover should be a giant medulla.
Screw finding out why Miami hasn't been saved. That's not important. What is? Me getting laid. Hell, I'd take Jabba the Slut right now.
Hmm, shouldn't Miami be a demilitarized zone by now? Have we been cut off? I think it might be time to put down the bong and find out.
The world isn't ending in 2012. This can of spam I'm eating says it expires in 2013. So HA! The stupid Mayans (and John Cusack) were wrong.
Saw a Z wearing a mood ring. Its color was light purple which means "unhappy". I know how he feels, the ring on my penis is the same color.
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