Marcelle 🌾 @marcelleptic
24 yrs 🌻 she/he/they or whatever's funny; I love birds and I’m like the final girl but if she had disabled swag - art acct @traumagotchi Frolicking in the field lalala Joined November 2015-
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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.
being into classical music is so embarrassing. you're talking to your friends and suddenly you're like i love that part of verklärte nacht where it swells real big and goes wheeda deedah yuuuuhhhh
hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names
ugh i guess i could endure the horrors if i had you by my side
me: dating is hard me on a date: pls tell me you know ratatouille isn’t the name of the rat
Splatoon-ass fork
“can I be a bitch for a second?” girl if there was only 1 second left before the world ended, I’d still let you. please proceed and don’t leave out any details
I could listen to my wife talk aimlessly for the rest of eternity, until the sun burns itself out, until the heavens fall from the sky, and not even notice a minute had passed
I could listen to my wife talk aimlessly for the rest of eternity, until the sun burns itself out, until the heavens fall from the sky, and not even notice a minute had passed
Okay, so if we don’t trust him and him, we obviously trust HIM right???
oh my goddddd researchers built a smartwatch heart beat monitor that uses a slime mold for its operation. the slime mold has to be fed and cared for, so the users in the trial... developed an emotional attachment to it 😭😭
“go piss girl” was an interesting meme in that i never found it particularly funny but it is still my instinctual reaction a good 70% of the time someone tells me they’re going to the bathroom
It’s Jambu Fruit Dove for me!
It’s Jambu Fruit Dove for me! https://t.co/TCwUCeLndk
i think that we as a society are slowly losing the battle against people who think it's ok to pull out their phones at the movie theater and we need to fight back
sol 🧸🥞 @cowbutchy
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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.
ur honor why you acting like you were even there
being into classical music is so embarrassing. you're talking to your friends and suddenly you're like i love that part of verklärte nacht where it swells real big and goes wheeda deedah yuuuuhhhh
hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names
ugh i guess i could endure the horrors if i had you by my side
My 10 y/o son has a lot of friends who show up on our doorstep but by far my most fave lil dude has got to be the one who always appears holdin a fistful of ham
me: dating is hard me on a date: pls tell me you know ratatouille isn’t the name of the rat
"you shouldn't let your cat jump on the counter" my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to
I think about things like this when people want to apply AI to critical tasks without testing or human intervention. And you should, too.
Mojo Jojo after a PPG beatdown:
Getting permanent fangs should qualify as gender affirming care and be covered by insurance. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.