Maria Sharps @mariaksharps

Southwest girl living in Chicago. Writer. Performer. Runner. Scorpio. Chicago (via Phoenix) Joined April 2008

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Are We Moving Backwards? ⊗ @IVANISHEEL

2 years ago

As soon as this song came off embargo it was over

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Maria Sharps @mariaksharps

2 years ago

New level of bruja unlocked: roommate (my fiancé) reminded me it was the end of the month, and I had to sage the house.

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Maria Sharps @mariaksharps

3 years ago

My fiancé @Wes_Is_Awesome and I don’t know each other’s number by heart. But we can recite Mike Jones’ unprompted.

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Me: *goes into great detail about how I would accidentally trip over a baseball bat in our home, and that’s why we can’t have a baseball bat.* @Wes_Is_Awesome: why do I love this drama? Reason number #112 why I love my roommate.

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NFL @NFL

3 years ago

ASAP Rocky is everyone watching @rihanna 🥺 #AppleMusicHalftime

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Maria Sharps @mariaksharps

3 years ago

Oh no! I can’t do flight delays again.

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Maria Sharps @mariaksharps

3 years ago

After tonight, I may start calling my roommate fiancé full time.

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Wongo Okon @whereswongo

3 years ago

Knives Out needs the Fast & Furious treatment. I want 34 sequels

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Jemele Hill @jemelehill

3 years ago

A big issue here is Southwest Airlines’ response to this crisis, which by all accounts has been inadequate and incompetent.

Kevin Across America @KevinLewisNomad

3 years ago

A big issue here is Southwest Airlines’ response to this crisis, which by all accounts has been inadequate and incompetent.

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Maria Sharps @mariaksharps

3 years ago

Our Southwest flight was canceled not because they didn’t have a plane or pilot, but because the didn’t have a flight crew.

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Maria Sharps @mariaksharps

3 years ago

Southwest Customer Service line busy signals is giving real 1990s.

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3 years ago

Now see the benefit of my fiancé coming on a trip few days after me as “hey I know I packed two bags, but still forgot a lot.”

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Maria Sharps @mariaksharps

3 years ago

You are still not a hero if you come to the office when you’re not feeling good.

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Maria Sharps @mariaksharps

3 years ago

Even my therapist was hoping my former boyfriend (now fiancé) proposed this last weekend. It took a lot off her plate.

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Maria Sharps @mariaksharps

3 years ago

Vegan Chisme: Cheapest Adele Las Vegas Tickets on my birthday have gone down by $35. At the rate it’s decrease, I still won’t be able to afford it.

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Maria Sharps @mariaksharps

3 years ago

Since finding out Adele was performing in Vegas on my birthday, I’ve been checking online to see if the ticket prices have gone down. Day 5 Cost: 2 paychecks from my day job and 3 acrylic sets with designs.

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Maria Sharps @mariaksharps

3 years ago

Here for the drama.

Film Updates @FilmUpdates

3 years ago

Here for the drama.

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The Trident Network @TheTridentNet

3 years ago

A season finale and a season premiere happening this week! #comingup #podcast #podcasts #premiere #finale @TheTourneyPod @thatCoffman @MariaKonopken @hideous_toad @Trent_Dozier

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The Trident Network @TheTridentNet

3 years ago

We had a record-breaking week! The most shows ever put up in one week on The Trident Network! We are so proud of our PROLIFIC member creators! thetridentnetwork.com/post/weekly-ro… #weeklyroundup #podcast #twitch @TheTourneyPod @amandarecupido @marcusdayhooray @MariaKonopken @swin_swin_