yoshy from mario kart @mariokartwii95

i own two dishwashers. toxicmasculintitty.com Teletubbieland Joined November 2018

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yoshy from mario kart @mariokartwii95

5 years ago

Men are always like: "how can I be a misogynist when I don't even know what that word means?"

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yoshy from mario kart @mariokartwii95

5 years ago

if my antidepressants actually worked maybe i wouldn’t be using a warm day-old mcdonald’s fruitopia to wash them down in the morning

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yoshy from mario kart @mariokartwii95

6 years ago

Imagine using an electric toothbrush? I'll keep my mouth lightning free thank you very much

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yoshy from mario kart @mariokartwii95

6 years ago

sickened by how everyone shames me for being “too political” on here. i refuse to be silenced. honey nut cheerios are objectively THE best cheerios flavour and i will not hear otherwise

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yoshy from mario kart @mariokartwii95

6 years ago

Theory: mice are smarter than humans Proof: there are 0 mice in the entire world that think vaccines cause autism

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yoshy from mario kart @mariokartwii95

6 years ago

Any salad is a Caesar salad if you stab it enough times

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yoshy from mario kart @mariokartwii95

6 years ago

Bitmojis are just adult bitstrips

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yoshy from mario kart @mariokartwii95

6 years ago

Is there anything better than that first fart into freshly cleaned sheets?

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yoshy from mario kart @mariokartwii95

6 years ago

Leaving parties early

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yoshy from mario kart @mariokartwii95

6 years ago

boys be like: oh you wanted me to shower first? aight hand me those lysol wipes over there real quick

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yoshy from mario kart @mariokartwii95

6 years ago

I’ve never heard someone say “everyone’s entitled to their own opinion” and then finish the sentence without saying “but”

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yoshy from mario kart @mariokartwii95

6 years ago

What’s it like to be in high school without worrying for months about how you’re going to ask out the girl you didn’t know was gay

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yoshy from mario kart @mariokartwii95

6 years ago

The day I take a shower in the dark is the day I admit to being a psychopath

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6 years ago

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yoshy from mario kart @mariokartwii95

6 years ago

You’ve tried weed and alcohol, but have you tried being a 20 year old nursing student and posting an Instagram story wearing scrubs?

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yoshy from mario kart @mariokartwii95

6 years ago

Judas: hey Jesus whatcha got there? Jesus: a gun Judas: what’s it do? Jesus: i can kill people with it. real easy Judas: *starting to sweat* haha that’s real cool j-dog... umm i gotta go talk to some people lol see you at dinner tonight

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yoshy from mario kart @mariokartwii95

6 years ago

"I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you uwu" - wheatus, 2000

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yoshy from mario kart @mariokartwii95

6 years ago

Skin Care Routine (Men’s Version): 1. Never explicitly wash your face, just let the shampoo from your hair run down over it in the shower 2. Scratch excess dirt and grime off with your nails 3. Think about your 2015 high school junior baseball championship game