Mark Odlum @mark_odlum

Writer, humorist, woodworker, cluster-head, husband, & dad of two. Desperately seeking a nap. @WGAEast member. markodlum.com Los Angeles, Ca Joined June 2010

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Mark Odlum @mark_odlum

7 months ago

All I really want from an airline is a flight tracker.

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Mark Odlum @mark_odlum

2 years ago

You know you’re getting older when you stay in the dairy section of Costco a little longer because it feels good on your knees.

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Mark Odlum @mark_odlum

2 years ago

What are they doing with all the leftover food Dumbledore “is creating” for meals at Hogwarts? Really surprised Hermione isn’t all over that. #HarryPotter #hogwarts

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Mark Odlum @mark_odlum

2 years ago

I feel like my hand modeling days may be over. Thumbs, apparently don’t like bending in the wrong direction.

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Mark Odlum @mark_odlum

3 years ago

I just had breakfast, yet I’m physically incapable of leaving Costco without having a hotdog and soda for $1.50.

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Mark Odlum @mark_odlum

3 years ago

I interviewed Ryan about his battle with chronic pain for the US Pain Foundation. Like many others, his story is both frustrating and yet extremely hopeful. Onward. invisibleproject.org/ryan-drozd/

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Mark Odlum @mark_odlum

3 years ago

I wrote this piece on Virtual Reality to treat chronic pain. #chronicpain #uspainfoundation #virtualreality #writerslife VIRTUAL REALITY: AN INNOVATIVE TOOL TO TREAT ACUTE AND CHRONIC PAIN invisibleproject.org/virtual-realit…

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Mark Odlum @mark_odlum

3 years ago

You are all cordially invited to my 1980’s blooper party! But, does anyone have a VHS player I could borrow?

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3 years ago

I was asked to join a mens basketball league, but sprained my ankle while thinking about it.

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Mark Odlum @mark_odlum

3 years ago

Ohhhhhh, that’s why painters wear white.

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Mark Odlum @mark_odlum

3 years ago

How does one go about suing Paul Rudd and “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” for stealing my look from 2002?

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Mark Odlum @mark_odlum

3 years ago

Just put a suit for the first time in 3 years and found a cocktail napkin and shrimp tail in the pocket.

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Mark Odlum @mark_odlum

3 years ago

I was a guest on the Jason Hennessey Podcast. We talk about writing, comedy, woodworking and treating cluster headaches with psilocybin. So it’s Good times for all.

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3 years ago

Oh look! (But listen ;) it’s my voice!

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jasonhennessey.com/podcast/mark-o… I had a blast being a guest on @jasonhennessey ‘s podcast. We talk about acting, comedy and treating my cluster headaches (the most painful condition known to mankind) with psilocybin and magic mushrooms. Good times. #jasonhennessy #Psilocybin #comedy

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Mark Odlum @mark_odlum

3 years ago

I keep hitting control/alt/delete but nothings working.

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3 years ago

I want the dark Superman movie where he’s quit helping people and is just making millions selling meteorites.

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Mark Odlum @mark_odlum

3 years ago

Had to Uber to the Costco entrance from my parking spot.

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3 years ago

I have no idea what the Ralphs Rewards gas pump just asked me. But it had something to do with how many gallons in units of ten I’d like to purchase, and then how I’d like to allocate my reward points in increments of .10 and .20 cents in the month of June and then month of July.