Mark Humphries @markhumphries
I don’t know where you’ve seen me. @abc730? @PointlessAU? @thefeedsbs? Maybe you’ve never seen me. Management: [email protected] hachette.com.au/mark-humphries… Sydney, Australia Joined June 2010-
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Missing the days when the Pope would suddenly be a character in a TV show or movie you were watching. There was a decade where you could be watching ALF, The Golden Girls, Sister Act or Ally McBeal and see this guy Gene Greytak playing the Pope. He was like a one-man…
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Had a chat with @markhumphries about the public vs private school sketch he did with @antoinette_news - it's a funny sketch and good conversation starter. educationdaily.au/general/satire…
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Gold 🪙🤣🤣🤣
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Excellent!
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Have you put your kids names down at private schools yet?!
Have you put your kids names down at private schools yet?!
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Ah I see it's time for the Americans - who have mass shootings daily - to tell us Australians that we should have access to guns and repeal our strict gun laws, since we had a tragic incident involving a man with a knife. Kindly go fuck yourselves.
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Love these two together!!
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There will be pictures. There will be talking. Sunday morning on ‘Insiders’ @ABCTV
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. @purplepingers joined us to run us through how he is listing vacant properties to help people with no home get a roof over their head, legally.
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This really cracked me up. It’s also really important. Take a look 👇🏼
This really cracked me up. It’s also really important. Take a look 👇🏼
Finally found my calling as a car salesman.
Finally found my calling as a car salesman.
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so good 😂
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Hilarious and accurate.
Hilarious and accurate.
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Our friends at Big Auto’s Aussie Dumping Ground expose the dirty truths of companies like @Toyota_Aus @MazdaAus and @MitsubishiAust. They don’t mind that Aussies are paying too much for petrol-guzzling, high polluting cars because that’s how they make their profits.
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@markhumphries Don’t be sad, Mark. Remember: it’s not over until Linda Hurley sings (directly at you, whilst maintaining awkward eye contact, and expecting you to join in).
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@markhumphries It might be the last time in your life that you recognise the names both of the artists in a rap beef
@markhumphries I find my life to be richer every time I avoid something like this 😅
@markhumphries I understand it and you are definitely the better for neither knowing nor caring.
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Those were the days. Gene Greytak was a great Pope. He's missed.
Missing the days when the Pope would suddenly be a character in a TV show or movie you were watching. There was a decade where you could be watching ALF, The Golden Girls, Sister Act or Ally McBeal and see this guy Gene Greytak playing the Pope. He was like a one-man…
@markhumphries i think you may have removed a tweet which i made this in response to. sharing it anyway:
@markhumphries The Pope in The Golden Girls AND Sister Act?! #gayicon 🌈
@TheDanBarrett @markhumphries @antoinette_news “People often assume I was privately educated, but I think that is due to having what some might consider ‘a punchable face’." 🤣
Love your work @markhumphries
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