Masterojack @masterojack

Joined August 2009

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Masterojack @masterojack

3 years ago

Ayy, Offering my services as a white male. If you wanna go get your tubes tied, I will act as your husband and co-sign on it for you. I can even have fake marriage records made in a pinch. #RoeVWade

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Falcodrin Stock Alerts @falcodrin

4 years ago

To celebrate great success with the Falco Queue Buster v2, we are hosting giveaways for US & EU (CA soon🤞). Due to the success, we've had some slots open up. falcoqb.com 🇪🇺: 6800xt gleam.io/12HVa/6800xt-e… 🇺🇸: 6800xt MB (benchmarked on) gleam.io/JJMG6/6800xt-m…

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Masterojack @masterojack

4 years ago

everyone loves #botw because it was the first open world #zelda. Not because it was a good open world game. Because it isn't.

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ESA Speedrunning Events @esamarathon

4 years ago

❄ ESA Winter 2022 ❄ - 12-19 Feb 2022 🏨 Welcome to our first on site speedrunning marathon since Feb 2020 🌍 Malmö, Sweden 💻 One day pre-show with online runs 🧠 Fundraising target of $100,000 for @Alzheimerfonden 📅 Schedule: esamarathon.com/schedule/?sche… 📺 twitch.tv/esamarathon

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Masterojack @masterojack

4 years ago

When it rains in the desert, you find out how many ppl actually need to be on the road in the morning.

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Herman Miller Gaming @HMGaming

4 years ago

Go ahead: Treat yourself this year. Shop during our Gaming Sale to score 15% off + free shipping on our best-sellers—including the rarely discounted Embody Gaming Chair. ms.spr.ly/6014kdH7E #hmgaming

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D. Lowther @dlowther715

4 years ago

@patriottakes @SenateGOP Counter GQP gaslighting with DATA. Dow YTD. Up 12.37% on the year; on-pace to yield 19%+- through 12/31/21.

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Matcherino @matcherino

4 years ago

Announcing a Guilty Gear Strive tournament: G Fuel Overdrive 🏆! Tune in June 27th @ 5:00 PST to watch 32 players battle it out for $1500! All donations will go towards @redcrossgaming, and the top 32 donors get to select the players! Register here: matcherino.com/gfueloverdrive

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Masterojack @masterojack

4 years ago

New business idea Mark's Abortion clinic and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce

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Masterojack @masterojack

4 years ago

#MayThe4th is only for rebel scum. The honorable celebrate #Revengeofthe5th

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Bahroo @AdmiralBahroo

4 years ago

It is time for this year's Art Contest. And the prize pool this time around will be... $50,000 The theme? Summer. Take it as you will. For full rules read below. bit.ly/bahrooartrules

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Masterojack @masterojack

4 years ago

Things you can say about both your kids and your significant other: Thank god. I can finally get rid of that mistake

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Masterojack @masterojack

4 years ago

MLM stands for Mom’s Losing Money

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Masterojack @masterojack

4 years ago

I don't wanna get up The bed is comfortable Work can suck my dick #haiku

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Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester

5 years ago

Some people saw the video of a man being murdered and are pissed off at a guilty verdict. They are being very loud about it right now. Remember them. You don’t have to be friends with them anymore. You don’t have to go to their stupid fucking wedding or help them move. They suck

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Masterojack @masterojack

5 years ago

Carjacker, pointing a gun: Do you wanna die today? Me, excited: ✨YES!✨

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Masterojack @masterojack

5 years ago

me: OK brain, we have 2 important tasks today. what are they? brain: I want to be the very best, like no one ever was me: oh no, cmon, what did we need to do today? brain: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE #ADHD #pokemon