Tom S @matrixschmatrix

if you are the kind of person who crows 'pronouns in bio' kindly block me in advance Please please never eliminate blue checks demarking the dumbest men Joined January 2011

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hey, you ever seen the 2015 film "jupiter ascending?" it stars channing tatum as a rollerblading space werewolf tasked to... look the plot is so stupid and convoluted i can't possibly tweet it, but i insist you watch it.

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Tom S @matrixschmatrix

2 years ago

I never post and nobody follows me but: there is no amount of being yelled at that entails the death penalty and people who believe differently think so because they don’t think the person who died was fully human

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Tom S @matrixschmatrix

3 years ago

I only follow like six people so I’m always worried they’re gonna think I’m fixated on them lol I’m just lazy

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3 years ago

if a small hand drum is called a bongo and a larger one is a congo i hypothesize an enormous hand drum called a dongo

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3 years ago

conor mcgregor got his name tattooed on his chest in case he forgets it and i think that's adorable

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3 years ago

On the one hand twitter is a vast nightmare and on the other it is much easier to find support for leftism and pro trans shit etc here than on Facebook

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3 years ago

Tomorrow at 11:45AM ET, the first @GLucasTalkShow on @paulscheer's FriendZone @Twitch channel with special guest @sethmeyers! We're raising money for @AbortionFunds, watch the show, support a very important cause! Twitch.tv/friendzone

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Luis Scott-Vargas @lsv

4 years ago

Watch some Vintage Cube, win an Ancestral Recall! Between now and Monday: -Donate $10 to any 501c3 charity, and reply here with a screenshot of receipt -Retweet this tweet and follow @FTX_Official so they can DM you We'll draw next week! More info here: sweepstakes.ftx.us/mtgcharitydraft