Matthew Bertelli @matt_bertelli
My name is Matt. Im a deplorable. Indiana Joined August 2013-
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Christians. We are called Christians and our brothers and sisters were slaughtered.
Christians. We are called Christians and our brothers and sisters were slaughtered.
My favorite thing about second shift is getting home and standing outside for half an hour and listening to silence. It’s almost eerie.
If you’re going to claim to be some kick ass mom who loves her baby so much then put that damn phone down with that baby in the back seat and keep your eyes on the god damn road.
I know this @tacobell employee did not just tell me to go somewhere else when he heard me say that I always wait for a long time in the drive thru. He literally said “if you want to complain about having to wait, literally just go somewhere else” like what???
“I’m gunna get in shape” I say to myself as I’m finishing off a whole box of White Cheddar Cheez-Its
I am 100% convinced that Instagram and Facebook have somehow managed to read minds and advertise things you’ve been thinking about. I was thinking about getting my happy ass up at 9 am to go to Cinnabon and get a cinnamon roll and, BEHOLD, 3 Cinnabon ads in a row.
The words you’ve spoken and the actions you’ve carried out have condemned you to your miserable life of sorrow. Stop blaming others for it, own your shit, and perhaps things will turn around for you.
Ladies, when was the last time you asked your man what was on his mind, how he felt, what he’s worried about, or if he ate? #careforyourman
True love is walking up and down the line at work and screaming “WHERE MY BABY DADDY AT??” And following it up with “I LOOOOOVE YOU BABY DADDYYY” after you find aforementioned ‘baby daddy’
“I refuse to tiptoe through life only to safely arrive at death.” -Paul W. Alexander
I love my job but I hate being on second shift. I never see my family, haven’t had a real meal in over a week, and get sad when I get home and nobody is awake and none of my online friends are on xbox :(
I decided to play Disney radio on Spotify ONE TIME and the FIRST SONG THAT PLAYS IS THE OG BEAUTY AND THE BEAST and now my heart is in physical pain
My Grandma talking to my mom about her hysterectomy- Mom- “So they removed the uterus and ovaries, right?” Grandma- “Right. I have the playpen but they took all the toys”
Been listening to this on repeat for a solid week. Thanks #Deadpool2 open.spotify.com/track/7htt7Uux…
9 to 5 by Dolly Parton has played 8 times now in BDubs and I’m not mad
🎶I want a church girl that go to church and don’t play with my heart 🎶
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If you think you’re socially awkward, just know that a pretty girl in Buckle just smiled and said “Hello” and I replied with “Pretty good how are you doing?”
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