Matt Czerwinski @matt_czerwinski
Get on your horse Rick Marshall Joined October 2014-
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hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names
God inventing the duck: Give that waterproof chicken a kazoo
WEDNESDAY (noun/ ˈwenzdeɪ’) 1. Still not Friday. 📷@KatmaiNPS
if i were a duck i would be saying "put it on my bill" so much that friends and family become strangers
We're severely underutilizing the concept of groundhog's day. We should be ripping more animals out hiding and asking them unknowable questions about the future at least weekly
The Detroit Zoo gave their lions some Tampa Bay Buccaneers gear to destroy during enrichment time
Trying my hand at writing the next big Christmas song
Getting a cat: My depression 📉📉📉 Crime rate in my house 📈📈📈
so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:
I think someone should’ve tried domesticating bears 10,000 years ago. We really missed the mark with that. Could be cuddled up with a bear right now but whatever.
"it's just like riding a bicycle" Oh cool the one vehicle I've crashed the most
Spending 6-7 hours on a weekend watching the Badgers and Packers play offense cannot be healthy
I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they cant understand.
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
"can you explain this gap in your resume?" oh, yeah, that's when i was trapped inside of a supernatural jungle-based board game
I grew up thinking a martini was a really sophisticated cocktail but then I found out it's essentially just 2oz of gin served on a plate.
“what if your mom had aborted you” then I wouldn’t be having this stupid fucking conversation
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Noah Kahan @NoahKahan
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Isaac Johnson @isaacjohnson_UW
279 Followers 223 Following yang gang all the way • sc: isaac_johnson
Hannah Walker @Hannah4Walker
609 Followers 245 Following the sum of all positive integers is -1/12 | she/her
Jacoby Skinny @jacobyskinny
109 Followers 110 Following “That man is rich whose pleasures are the cheapest.” -Thoreau #thinflannelline
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medium B @BrettCaine4
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